Le Sigh

[cornerofmadness]

If you take BtVS's Pre-Out-of-the-Closet Larry and made him trailer park you'd get Keith G. Why am I mentioning this boy who tormented me all thru H.S.? You have to hear about my morning.

First my mom comes into my room THREE times while getting ready for work (Mom just get our stuff out of the closet the night before!) and finally she leaves for work. Next thing I know she's back in my room. Mom didn't you leave? "I'm an idiot" says she (no argument at this point Mom) "I have on the wrong pants and I'm going out with the girls tonight so I had to come back from work to get the right pants." Mom's blond in case anyone's wondering.

So Blondie leaves and I drift back off then the door bell rings. Figuring it's my brother I drag out of bed and go, hair and teeth not brushed and it's two men in a truck with guns. THe man's eyes light up at the hideous sight of me in a nightgown and he thrusts out his hand. "Dana! It's Keith G. Man is it great to see you." (really? Since when?) "Damn you were always such a brain, how are you doing now? Got kids?" I explain no and that I left my medical practice to go teach. He raves on about my intelligent for a little while longer then tells me he wants to go hunting on our property, that my parents let him. Sure, go ahead. HUnt away. He shakes my hand like three more times then goes back to truck telling tales of my intellectual prowness to the other guy in the truck.

Talk about surreal...