Hello my name is D.

[cornerofmadness]

And I have a problem. I'm a book hoarder. Today I went and bought an 18 gallon plastic storage container and used it to hold all the books that were in plastic bags behind the couch in my living room (because if they're behind the couch they don't exist) and the trunk of my car. I still have a box of books in my living room. I have two boxes in the bedroom and one in the computer room. I have four book cases. I have the top of a hope chest stacked 2 feet high with manga. I have boxes of books at my mother's. I have more boxes than that at my grandmother's. I have ebooks on my computer.

I think I need help. And oh, my hoarding tendencies extends to CD's and mp3's (and tapes and records).

And you all wondered why I said a 900 sq ft house wasn't big enough for me. Frankly I should just live at my library. I could you know. Just put a cot in a back room. My library has a fully functioning kitchen for the staff. It has better internet than I do. The cats could wander the stacks. I would live just fine.

And while I'm here in therapy, I'm bringing my cat. Kanda, step up sweetie and explain why you're a special snowflake.
Kanda:
1. I like to hide in the tub.
2. I pull my kibble out of the food bowl and put it on the floor before consuming
3. I cry every time you open the CD player and continue to cry the whole time it takes you to exchange the CDs. I'm not sure if I don't like the music or if it's just the CD changer doodad that offends me. I will slap it if I think you're not looking. I don't like the DVD player's doodad either or the VCR tapes (yes she still has them. she throws out nothing).
4. I will force you to hold me even if I know you don't want to. You WILL accept my scary love.

It's raining here again. Still. I had to swim to the car. Gah. It needs to stop.

Also I am very glad I sent mom's tea directly to her because the Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Who themed teas (Adagio blends) sound too good to resist.