Frankenstorm

[cornerofmadness]

Phone rings. I roll over in bed and answer.

Mom - Did I wake you up (her first question every time she calls any time before 1 pm as if she has EVER seen me asleep at noon when I wasn't dying)

Me - No (usual lie, see's it's before 9) Yes.

Mom - Frankenstorm is supposed dump up to 8 inches of snow on you and you're likely to lose power.

Me - ....i suspected as much

Mom - get up and go get supplies.

Me - .....

Mom - Did you see Grimm last night?

Me - I recorded it (I think. the recorder made groaning noises so who knows)

Mom - you're going to love it.

I get ready to go do laundry and get non-perishable foodz. She calls again to remind me of things to buy (as if it's my first rodeo). I gird my loins, go out into the rain and buy ALL the things!

I have cash money, a full tank of gas, three kinds of apples and other fruit, the world's worst rotissiere chicken (for eating now before the power goes out. I've never had one this awful from Kroger's before. Usually they're good), three loaves of bread, two things of peanut butter, cans of beans, all sorts of vegeterian soups which are less likely to go bad, nut-based milks that don't need fridge, chips and pretzels (hey, they can sit out for a week or more) three gallons of water in case mine becomes non-potable. I successfully guarded my cart that was getting so heavy I was this close to giving birth to my colon trying to push it.

Tomorrow's plan - boil a dozen eggs, make more soups, make tea so I have caffiene should the power go out, i have my candles, flash lights and all the blankets in the worwld (because people keep giving me freaking blankets. If it doesn't have some cool geeky thing on it, I don't need a blanket. For god's sake I still have the same two that were on my dorm room cot from 1985)

I think I'm prepared for Frankenstorm so I call Mom back (just in case she thinks I'm either still 14 or senile, whichever) to tell her I got all the things.

Me - I'll be half disappointed if I'm NOT snowed in. I want a day off where I won't feel obligated to do my lectures. I'll just eat chips and read my books

Mom - you can clean your house.

Me - I'll read

Mom - I know what your house looks like. CLEAN IT.

Me - okay, my choices are read and eat chips or clean this sty? Guess which I'm picking Mom.

And completely tangential to everything else here - George Takei named LGBT icon of the day

Comments

[sp23.livejournal.com]

I hope it doesn't come to anything. As usual, I've done nothing to prepare for any kind of disaster. I'll be the first one dead in a true apocalypse. LOL

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahha and me, I'll have all the food in the world hoarded and I'll be sitting in front of it with my shotgun

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

When did you get a shotgun? Just throw a cat at them, you crazy cat lady, you.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i can get my hands on a shot gun. Throwing cats will help (then I can eat their food too if I must)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Mom wants to take all the guns to the auction house to find out if they're worth anything. There are a couple I'd like to have.

Throwing cats works, totally. Look at the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons, no one messes with her!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

they'll be work a few hundred even if they're nothing special

you have a point

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and there are some unusual ones, I think, in the collection. Not sure.

I'm sure I do. :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

take them to a gun shop for a second opinion

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Mom's had them appraised semi-recently. Like, within the past two years.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Cleaning or reading, cleaning or reading...with chips....

Yeah, I know my choice, too.

[elasg.livejournal.com]

How are you supposed to clean your house if there's no power? ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

good point. Apparently my arm can still work a dust rag (not to mention the crap load of stuff I have to move/put away/toss out)

[winters-queen.livejournal.com]

OMG, I'm really starting to hate hearing about this storm. For us, we're going to get the wind and rain and already people are acting like ten feet of snow are going to dump on us. They're cleaning out Lowes and Home Depot for generators, water and stuff. And there was a whole section at the store where the TP is that was cleaned out.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i hear you. mom wanted me to get to the store before it does get cleared out. My biggest concern is the electric since my stove is electric. My queendom for a gas stove

[sholio]

It sounds like you're pretty well prepared! Good luck. <3

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I hope so. charging the chargables now

thanks

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

hehehe LOVE this post :)

and *clicks*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. and thanks (I need to grow these hatchlings fast so I'm not egg locked on wed.)

[silvrethorn.livejournal.com]

Good luck with the power, and it's kind of ridiculous that Sandy skirted Florida like we had the plague so it could go smack Ohio. Maybe the thing will wear itself out trying to blow New Jersey away, and you'll just get some rain and blustery weather. You might rethink the landline, though. You could end up sitting in the dark, freezing, eating cold cat food and answering political robocalls all day for the next week.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks

seriously, what a weird storm. it's getting COLD so all this rain will be ice by tomorrow. whee. It's raining but the snow is a coming in theory

snort, yes good point about the phone.