Dream theatre

[cornerofmadness]

I was scuba diving with friends on a coral reef. There were dolphins who were a tad too interested in us. It was fun at first but the dolphins wouldn't let us be (dolphins are pretty much horny little bastards and are known to hump just about anything they can). We started toward this man-made structure. At first I thought it was our boat but then it became some kind of machine that had a large intake that dumped you into a meat grinder and for whatever reason it was butted up against the reef.

Then the dolphins started getting restless and a big shark appeared. I was too deep, investigating part of the reef and I couldn't get past the shark. My friends were yelling at me to stab it with my weapon (which was basically a big pointy stick that acted like a taser. Let's not get into the idea that I can use electricity in salt water and that I could hear my friend. Maybe he was Aquaman).

Anyhow I got herded into the meat grinder intake. I kept trying to pull myself up and out but the shark would appear but I couldn't stay hunkered down in the intake because it would chew me up. I woke up before I could end up shark food or hamburger.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Your dream is more exciting than mine. But I'm not sure I want to be chawed by a shark or a meat grinder.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes that wasn't too fun

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Yay for stress related dreams?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

big yay