cornerofmadness

my shoulder is much less swollen. And I was able to pull on a non-button down shirt for the first time in 5 weeks. I'm so happy. It was tiring needing help getting in and out of my own clothes.

Got another gyro. Yummy.

Grandma was having a day of it today. She thought she had discussed something with Mom (later we learned it was with Lucky Uncle) She was mad because we hadn't brought her dress. We were confused. She doesn't wear them. So we try asking about it and what color she wants (thinking maybe she wanted one for her birthday). She was furious that we had to ask because we had talked about this (no we hadn't) slowly we realized she meant for her funeral but by that time we were laughing so hard (because she was so spitting mad because she was running out of time to get this dress) and she was nearly crying she was so mad. I figured out what she meant when she said she wanted her cheap black pants on because no one will seem them (so why a dress and not a top...) What a day.

Afterward mom and I went for a custard cone only to have dad ask us to go for tastee-freeze tonight. we couldn't say no because that would be suspect if Mom said no. So. Much. Dairy.

Kanda wants to find himself in an early grave. this morning he started unraveling a piece of the living room carpet.