You know you've probably been to too many open mike nights

[cornerofmadness]

at the Donkey when you start recognizing the musicians.You might even be excited to see some of them. However, the white girl who did the free style rap that went on FOREVER will not be one of them. Ugh, she has my singing voice (i.e. none at all). I've had a lot of coffee.

I needed it after today. I think @ 30 of my 70 students showed up today (last day of class) to 'see their grades.' Um, you know it is now TOO LATE to fix it right? Are you trying to see what you need on the final. Trust me about 5 of you have no worries the rest better study your ass off.

Seriously the next time you hear me say "I'm going to expand a short story" kick my ass for me. I'm getting lost in where I want to put each scene in Blood Red Roulette, not to mention how much time can I spend before I attack poor Luc....

And while you're kicking me, if anyone hears me say "I'm going to Athens" slap me if I tag on "I'm going to the big Kroger's." Did I really need to buy all the discounted cheese (seriously 6 different cheeses)? Did I NEED that all organic, coconut oiled kettle corn with the pink Himalayan salt? (OMG is it good!)

Thank god I got my refund check....(State. the IRS takes my 2 grand back and puts it on my loans)

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[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

your first paragraph almost made me laugh-choke my coffee =D
it also made me think of the movie "living out loud"...

and I love grocery shopping like that - freestyle! I always tell barry, "never take me shopping when I'm hungry"

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha. I was also disappointed by the band that set up forever and then it was like all hat and no cat.

The weirder something is the more likely it is to end up in my buggy