I'm surrounded by comedians

[cornerofmadness]

And sarcastic ones at that! Here's some email from my parents this morning

Mom: I called the doc for my scan on my neck.  No problems like I figured.
Carotid artery out of place.  (she had surgery in the area 30 years ago)

Dad: I can fix that, I have a double bladed axe.

Mom: SEE HOW YOUR DAD TREATS ME

Dad: What’s the problem?

Mom: The problem is the AXE.  Dana I am changing every thing into your name.  If I die a tragic death make sure your Dad goes to prison.

And from Chris G-D concerning my disappointment in NOT getting to see VK in his naked glory.

"How to see VK naked.
Go shoot a rabbit.
Skin the rabbit
Lay the skinned rabbit out on a table.
Instant VK."
cagd

I'm surrounded by smart asses

Comments

[bashipforever.livejournal.com]

*dies* But they're such funny smartasses :D

[vampedvixen.livejournal.com]

Heh.

I wish we got to see more nekkid VK too. Le sigh.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

Chris GD is *funny*. I will never be able to see VK and not think "naked bunny" again.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. It'll make writing Connor sex scenes...disturbing.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I know.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes they are

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Lol! Your parents are a riot XD

And that imagery is ...disturbing. Plus I was having such nice VK thoughts after your last entry about him *sigh*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

My parents are insane

Chris is GOOD for the disturbing imagery (Go read her Spike stuff)

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

O.o how disturbing are we talking about over here? (ie, the higher, the quicker I'll go read XD)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

trophies is molte disturbing. So is Doll

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Skinned rabbit? She might have a point, lol.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

Connor sex scenes were already disturbing :P

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'll look those up :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Hush you. He's sexy

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Sadly I know she does

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*nod nod nod*

Even before the skinned bunny comments.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

DOn't make me make BOTH of you read more Connor sex scenes because I can do it.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Is that a threat?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*cough*

I don't take well to threats.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Whatcha gonna do? Write me that Giles/Xander?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of Unca Jessie/Boss Hogg.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Well isn't THAT a shiver

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!