I'm surrounded by comedians

[cornerofmadness]

And sarcastic ones at that! Here's some email from my parents this morning

Mom: I called the doc for my scan on my neck.  No problems like I figured.
Carotid artery out of place.  (she had surgery in the area 30 years ago)

Dad: I can fix that, I have a double bladed axe.

Mom: SEE HOW YOUR DAD TREATS ME

Dad: What’s the problem?

Mom: The problem is the AXE.  Dana I am changing every thing into your name.  If I die a tragic death make sure your Dad goes to prison.

And from Chris G-D concerning my disappointment in NOT getting to see VK in his naked glory.

"How to see VK naked.
Go shoot a rabbit.
Skin the rabbit
Lay the skinned rabbit out on a table.
Instant VK."
cagd

I'm surrounded by smart asses

Comments

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

O.o how disturbing are we talking about over here? (ie, the higher, the quicker I'll go read XD)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

trophies is molte disturbing. So is Doll

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'll look those up :)