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Well not really. If you want some, I had this scheduled at Jana's and you can see it here.

Today was my parents' 51st anniversary. Way to go Mom & Dad.

Know what makes life super fun? Nearly catching the place on fire. I had just finished cleaning the stove about an hour before. I put on a pot of water to cook pierogies while I'm busy cleaning the kitchen. Suddenly a huge noise let up and I turn to see the electric stove arcing like mad and the whole thing is on fire. I kill the breaker, yank the pot off not realizing the burner had melted straight through it. Somehow I don't get scalded on my legs or feet as a few gallons of boiling water pump out that hole. I spend the next half hour cleaning the water out of the stove top in the hopes that I'll just have to replace the burner. Nope. It had basically use my pot to complete a circuit and turn itself into a welding arc. The wiring to the stove top was one melted melt. Even the inside of the stove arced, ash everywhere. That is one dead stove. I have no idea how I didn't burn down the kitchen, scald myself or electrocute myself.

The landlord will be looking for a new one as he just sold his two extras because he wanted to rent the storage shed (he should make more of those. Like one per apartment).

Nearly fell in the kitchen after I scrubbed the floor and I swear one of the cherries tasted like cleaning fluid (not that it could have been contaminated but that won't stop my brain from assuming I was poisoned)

I had to run to Bob Evans for dinner and had strawberry crepes because fuck it, today sucked.

Tomorrow, whatever I finish cleaning is where I stopped. I want to go home sometime this year.

Even with the power off to the stove, I'm still worried about it catching on fire...(it's been five hours so what I'm worrying about....)

I did manage to write at least 1000 words, see what avoiding FB does.

ETA - WOO HOO. Way to go Penguins! Stanley cup winners!

Adopt one today! Adopt one today!

Date: 2016-06-13 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonydreams.livejournal.com
Yikes! That must have been scary having your stove go crazy like that. Hopefully your landlord can replace it while you're gone.

Date: 2016-06-13 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
It was pretty heart-thumping.

He won't come in, if I'm not here but he knows he damn well better have one when I get back in 7 weeks

Date: 2016-06-13 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiramaru7.livejournal.com
Happy Anniversary to your parents! :D

Your stove story gave me the chills as it reminded me of the time I nearly electrocuted myself, while cleaning under the pretzel machine at work & the time I slipped at work on some water on the floor & ended up burning half my face & my arm. You have no idea how HAPPY I am that you DIDN'T get hurt!! *HUGGLES*

YAY! for getting some writing done! :D

Date: 2016-06-13 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
thanks. I'll tell them.

ouch to your own injuries! I'm an idiot. I didn't even flip the breaker until half way thru clean up when it dawns on me OMFG I'm sucking water out of a stove with a baster and the electricity is ON!

bout time I get writing.

Date: 2016-06-13 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiramaru7.livejournal.com
You're welcoem & thanks!

Yeah. XD You're lucky you didn't accidentally kill yourself! *HUGGLES*

XD

Date: 2016-06-13 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
I am lucky. Seriously.

Date: 2016-06-13 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozma914.livejournal.com
Wow! Never thought I'd be so glad to have a gas stove, and also glad the stove was your only casualty.

Date: 2016-06-13 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
That was something because seriously the closest fire station is 10 miles away if I had managed to catch the wall on fire.

Date: 2016-06-16 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozma914.livejournal.com
I'm spoiled by having a station close by--and by being a member of the department, of course. But we're talking more and more about finding a place in the country, which I'm sure I would then fill with fire extinguishers and smoke detectors.

Date: 2016-06-16 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Yes that definitely makes a difference.

Date: 2016-06-13 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinhutlady.livejournal.com
Wow! Thank goodness you had great reflexes. That could have been deadly!

Date: 2016-06-13 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Yes it could have been. Those are the moments when you can easily believe in a higher being

Date: 2016-06-14 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
You live in a very strange world with exploding stoves and things, woman.

Yay for crepes.

Yay even more for writing!

Date: 2016-06-14 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
My world is weird and sad.

the crepes were good. Breakfast is the only thing I like at Bob Evans

yay for writing

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