near miss

[cornerofmadness]

Too groggy to talk about the last day of school now. I came home and changed out of my dress clothes and flopped down. Later, I got up and headed for the bathroom thinking about how Southernbangel flashed the maintanence men over teh weekend. I figure, hell I'm safe so naked it is. I then think about going to put on tV before I go find clothes but change my mind. Thank god because my land lord was right outside the sliding glass door fishing a submarine out of the pool...

Do you think the cashiers ever wonder about purchases? I was wondering that as I stood there at Wal-Mart today with a think of Margaritas, prilosec, marshmallow cookies in red, white and blue (I mean, why color them is it necessary?) and fish food...what kind of party is this woman planning with THIS?

Comments

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

LOL.... I am sorry I can't help but that last line what kind of party is this woman planning with THIS?"

I've often wondered that myself.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Don't worry I almost laughed out loud in teh Wal-Mart liquor store (and how low do you have to go to buy liquor in Wal-mart?)

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

You can buy liqour in Wal*Mart?

I knew you could buy liqour in the supermarkets in the US but Wal*Mart?

I wouldn't say that's low, that's just using whatever happens to be convienent.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

in this case it's true, convienent that is.

It depends on the STATE you're in. You can here and in FL. You can't in PA.

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

Ah okay. That makes sense.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah I'd like to have things less interesting...

Pah.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Pah, I say.

Less interesting means 'dead'.

;P

Re: Pah.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Would you want Zog to see YOU naked?

Re: Pah.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but that goes for any male of the species.

Re: Pah.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Err, I mean, at this point.

*eyes hips balefully*

Re: Pah.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

at this point I don't really care if they see or not

Re: Pah.

[rivin142.livejournal.com]

Thought you were of the camp that that's what blindfolds are for...

Re: Pah.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well there is that too blindfolds are cool. Naturists are too

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

ARGH!! Why couldn't you have flashed your landlord?!? Then I could laugh at YOU!!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

because he's also a friend and no one wants that. Just think about me and the funeral...