Dear fill in the blank

Dear Weather
While this 60 degree weather in January might seem nice, it's killing my cold and making it worse. Yeah yeah I know i can go out and take down the decorations (done) but really it's letting those damn Japanese Beetles make another reappearance. Get cold again. Thanks

Dear I'm not even sure what to call you

Standing next to the door in the Krogers with your innocent boy smile as you descend on exiting shoppers to hawk your portrait offers might go better if you didn't tag on 'you don't have to hide your excitement' when we obviously don't want to talk to you. I'll have you know I had just blown my nose before I took that paper from you and gave it back. Enjoy the virus


Dear Self

You have more frozen cheese in the freezer than Krogers does. Looks in freshly bought grocery bags, what's this? Oh look CHEESE. Enough. You can make a pizza the size of Columbus with all this cheese

Dear Friends and relatives

I know have enough lotion to rehydrate the skin of all the residents in a moderately sized nursing home. I also have enough blankets and throws to keep them all snug as a bug in a rug. Please find gift alternatives next year.

Yours truly (just look under the mound of blankets)

Ficlet - Victory, holiday request

Victory
cornerofmadness
Disclaimer –
Rating – PG-13
Pairing – None, Komui & Reever centric
Summary – AU set after the end of the war
Author’s Note – this is for flamingly_fey who wanted Komui and Reever; "War Is Over/Merry Xmas" as a prompt. Sadly, I can’t really follow the series online so I’m only up to volume 6 of the printed series so I’m just speculating on who might make it to the end.
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( Victory )