Dear fill in the blank

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Weather
While this 60 degree weather in January might seem nice, it's killing my cold and making it worse. Yeah yeah I know i can go out and take down the decorations (done) but really it's letting those damn Japanese Beetles make another reappearance. Get cold again. Thanks

Dear I'm not even sure what to call you

Standing next to the door in the Krogers with your innocent boy smile as you descend on exiting shoppers to hawk your portrait offers might go better if you didn't tag on 'you don't have to hide your excitement' when we obviously don't want to talk to you. I'll have you know I had just blown my nose before I took that paper from you and gave it back. Enjoy the virus


Dear Self

You have more frozen cheese in the freezer than Krogers does. Looks in freshly bought grocery bags, what's this? Oh look CHEESE. Enough. You can make a pizza the size of Columbus with all this cheese

Dear Friends and relatives

I know have enough lotion to rehydrate the skin of all the residents in a moderately sized nursing home. I also have enough blankets and throws to keep them all snug as a bug in a rug. Please find gift alternatives next year.

Yours truly (just look under the mound of blankets)

Comments

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

the most idiotic gift i received this year was a $25 gift certificate to Lord and Taylor. i mean, wtf?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

um...can you even buy anything there for that much?

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

pantyhose...and that's about it. i checked.

i've got no problem with anyone giving me a gift certificate, but at least give me one for a store and an amount where i could buy something reasonable. i mean, she could have given me the exact same amount to a bookstore and it would have been fine (and is it such a stretch to think that someone who works for a publishing company might like to *read*?).

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i hear you. That would be like me sending a wal-mart card to my friend in Lexington> Go ahead, try to find a wally world there

[lillypuff.livejournal.com]

I like cheese *grins*

You sound like me, I can never figure out where all my cheese is coming from lol

*goes and gets a bit of Brie*

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

omg brie. i can't resist the brie. yum.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'm OUT of brie, damn it (it was uber expensive today. Usually they have sales, not this time)

[lillypuff.livejournal.com]

Me neither, it is by far my favorite cheese!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

one of mine too

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ooo brie. I have a lot because it's one snack diabetics can have in moderation. But THIS is silly. What do I need 10 bags of shredded cheese for?

[lillypuff.livejournal.com]

If it were me...lots and lots of cheesy nachos ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ooo cheesy nachoes. I think i have gucamole and green salsa around too

[lillypuff.livejournal.com]

mmmm...yummy =)

[dknightshade.livejournal.com]

Oh look CHEESE. Enough. You can make a pizza the size of Columbus with all this cheese

I have this problem too. :-D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh good. I'm glad I'm not the only cheese hoarder in the world

[dknightshade.livejournal.com]

My Hubby contributes as well.

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

Why do people think that hand lotion makes a good gift? I hate that stuff! Yeah, I have dry hands. But I'd rather they be dry than covered in slug slime.

Cheese. You need to make a Four Cheese Stromboli. Or, as it is known within my household, the "Constipation Special".

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i don't mind lotion. It's good for teh skin but I dont' have dry skin so...

love strombolis. I could make those...

[lilachigh.livejournal.com]

I'll swop you indoor plant pots for some body lotion!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

don't tempt me

[saphira112.livejournal.com]

I'll give you money to move to Canada (for your safety and you might not wanna ask why) in exchange for your cheese *grins*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. I wouldn't mind living in Canada, the weather is more my style

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

*snickers* "I'll have you know I had just blown my nose before I took that paper from you and gave it back. Enjoy the virus" That'll teach him.XD

Looks like we're all cheese whores. I tend to use the shredded stuff on salads and omlets, but I had no idea cheese reproduced itself. Where else do these 10+ bags come from?!?!?!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

apparently putting them in the freezer makes them multiple faster!

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Dear COM - Thanks for helping me start the day with a chuckle :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. You're welcome