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Is it ever legal to murder your cat?
Jan. 23rd, 2009 10:17 pmNo? are you SURE? Certainly it has to be. Roy has never slept inside all winter before. Well, he's not as dumb as he looks. He has figured out that the alarm means I'll be up to cater to his whims. He has also figured out that I get up at 7 AM except on friday I don't have to. Well fifteen minutes after my alarm should have gone off had it been any other day, ROY decides I must get up NOW and begins howling at my door.
Surely it's legal to drop kick him? No? Okay how about after he runs out the door (I was trying to shoo the kitten out and shut the door and carry my lunch bag) then makes me chase him all over the compound before I give up in disgust. WHy do I want him inside? I need to take him to the vets in the afternoon.
Luckily I only live about 8 miles from work so I go back for him thinking I'm screwed. It's hot outside, no seriously, hot for this time of year like 60+. I figure after how frigid it's been Roy is long gone out playing. Luckily he came running to greet me. I scoop him up and head back to work since I promised students I'd stay late so they could study the bones (They never showed. Oh am I mad)
EVERYONE loved Roy and Roy loved everyone. I did let him out in my office and apparently the rules of home don't apply. He jumped up on the desk and was fascinated by the computer game I was playing (Hey I was off work technically) then he jumped on the table and looked out the window then he went under everything so he was a filthy cat when we got to the vets.
So we get to the vet and the only place to sit is a bench that has a bob-tailed calico (I forget her name) and a male pit bull. So I sit and read. Kitty flops on my thigh and demands pets. Dog noses in and wants pets. Finally the pit bull decides this is not enough, sits on me, sits on the cat crams himself under my arm then head butts my chin. PET ME. The pissed off cat swatted ME for this.
Naturally Roy is out to impress everyone. The vet doesn't think his ears are infected, just prone to getting nasty (like every pet I've cared for in the last 10 years) so I get to clean them, he takes all his shots with no one holding him and a very zen expression on his face. We're all impressed. Roy strolls into his box and we head back to the college since I told my friends I'd meet them for wine and cheese (but they stood me up. Maybe they changed rooms or something)
I come home and bye bye goes sweet zen kitty and devil cat returns. He's outside raining havoc. good riddance. Get it all out of your system now boy.
oh and I figured out why my stomach hurts so much the last three days...Yeah i bought that medicine for 330$ b ut forgot to put it in my medicine tray. Well DUH. it doesn't help unless I swallow it
Surely it's legal to drop kick him? No? Okay how about after he runs out the door (I was trying to shoo the kitten out and shut the door and carry my lunch bag) then makes me chase him all over the compound before I give up in disgust. WHy do I want him inside? I need to take him to the vets in the afternoon.
Luckily I only live about 8 miles from work so I go back for him thinking I'm screwed. It's hot outside, no seriously, hot for this time of year like 60+. I figure after how frigid it's been Roy is long gone out playing. Luckily he came running to greet me. I scoop him up and head back to work since I promised students I'd stay late so they could study the bones (They never showed. Oh am I mad)
EVERYONE loved Roy and Roy loved everyone. I did let him out in my office and apparently the rules of home don't apply. He jumped up on the desk and was fascinated by the computer game I was playing (Hey I was off work technically) then he jumped on the table and looked out the window then he went under everything so he was a filthy cat when we got to the vets.
So we get to the vet and the only place to sit is a bench that has a bob-tailed calico (I forget her name) and a male pit bull. So I sit and read. Kitty flops on my thigh and demands pets. Dog noses in and wants pets. Finally the pit bull decides this is not enough, sits on me, sits on the cat crams himself under my arm then head butts my chin. PET ME. The pissed off cat swatted ME for this.
Naturally Roy is out to impress everyone. The vet doesn't think his ears are infected, just prone to getting nasty (like every pet I've cared for in the last 10 years) so I get to clean them, he takes all his shots with no one holding him and a very zen expression on his face. We're all impressed. Roy strolls into his box and we head back to the college since I told my friends I'd meet them for wine and cheese (but they stood me up. Maybe they changed rooms or something)
I come home and bye bye goes sweet zen kitty and devil cat returns. He's outside raining havoc. good riddance. Get it all out of your system now boy.
oh and I figured out why my stomach hurts so much the last three days...Yeah i bought that medicine for 330$ b ut forgot to put it in my medicine tray. Well DUH. it doesn't help unless I swallow it
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