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I'm half afraid to drive to Columbus today
Aug. 1st, 2009 10:37 amwhat with how my luck is going. Yesterday I burn myself. I'm menanced by Shelob. Today while talking to mom I reach for the fridge handle and somehow end up missing and embedding the corner of one of those flat fridge magnets half way under my nail. I'm yelping and gushing blood. Mom's still talking.
Me - didn't you hear me yelling I'm bleeding, Mom?
Mom - so? how is that different from any other time i'm talking to you?
Me - ....
Mom didn't win the 50K at the casino. She did get into a fight with someone there who was harrassing her and Aunt J (wife of lucky uncle). Wrong thing to do since Mom and Aunt J know the manager of the casino personally.
Mom used her free play on her card and won nothing. She used my free play on my card and won 200$. AGAIN. That's 400$ she's won on my card, she informs me laughing cockily and telling me it's all HERS
I also had some horrible stress dreams last night. Luckily I lost most of it but there was one where I was trying to get ready to go somewhere with my parents and dad was getting belligerent with me, screaming he wasn't going anywhere with me because my fingers smelled like cunt (trust me, that's not a word I've EVER heard him use). I thought he was going to hit me and the weird thing was my fingers didn't smell of anything. Mom and I had no idea what he was talking about.
The second dream was a morphing dream. Me and my man were actually part of a foursome but we hadn't been together in years, not since college. We were trying to get together for a reunion orgy apparently which you'd think would be stress free but NO. There was this one woman dressed in 80's clothes (appropriate for when I went to college) who kept wanting to join and we kept telling her a) we weren't auditioning for other members like she seemed to think and b) this wasn't a porno, we weren't taping it. SHe started stalking us and then Mom called me so I don't know how it turned out
Me - didn't you hear me yelling I'm bleeding, Mom?
Mom - so? how is that different from any other time i'm talking to you?
Me - ....
Mom didn't win the 50K at the casino. She did get into a fight with someone there who was harrassing her and Aunt J (wife of lucky uncle). Wrong thing to do since Mom and Aunt J know the manager of the casino personally.
Mom used her free play on her card and won nothing. She used my free play on my card and won 200$. AGAIN. That's 400$ she's won on my card, she informs me laughing cockily and telling me it's all HERS
I also had some horrible stress dreams last night. Luckily I lost most of it but there was one where I was trying to get ready to go somewhere with my parents and dad was getting belligerent with me, screaming he wasn't going anywhere with me because my fingers smelled like cunt (trust me, that's not a word I've EVER heard him use). I thought he was going to hit me and the weird thing was my fingers didn't smell of anything. Mom and I had no idea what he was talking about.
The second dream was a morphing dream. Me and my man were actually part of a foursome but we hadn't been together in years, not since college. We were trying to get together for a reunion orgy apparently which you'd think would be stress free but NO. There was this one woman dressed in 80's clothes (appropriate for when I went to college) who kept wanting to join and we kept telling her a) we weren't auditioning for other members like she seemed to think and b) this wasn't a porno, we weren't taping it. SHe started stalking us and then Mom called me so I don't know how it turned out
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