Any French speakers around?

I know I have one or two on my list. Why oh why did I make one of my characters French when I know Merde, desole (which is probably spelled wrong), merci and oui? I need to be able to say the equivalent of 'what the hell are you doing here?' Also a few old time curses (you know something they might have said in the 30s) would be helpful. I'm pretty sure Merde! was around then and probably for a few centuries before that too.

I get done with school one week earlier than normal. I hadn't prepared for that. OMG WAAAAH.

I'm beginning to think I'm doomed to never sell a NON-EROTIC story. Yet again, it looks like the publication that bought my vampire story might go under. It might not but this happens to me ALL the time with this series.It gets bought then boom.

Things back home are getting tense (nothing I want to talk about really as lawyers are going to be involved) but I really feel bad for Mom.

ETA- broke 15K

15238 / 50000 words. 30% done! woot, I'm 30% done in 6 days!

Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday to aaronlisa and belated birthday wishes to ishte and firstmoonie

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