Yay I've got my penis

And that's how my day started with those words. 30 seconds later I got the box open and said 'awww it's so small. I feel like a man who jumped into the lake in January.' Seriously I knew there had to be a catch on these models they were so cheap. They're TINY. (I apparently can't figure out sizes). At least it has a diseased testicle so that's something. The uterus is good though. People are never sure what might go on in my office some days.

At least the new tiny penis is better than the Amish one I have in the lab currently. No lie, it's wood and looks like something they got off of Ken.

Kanda is now in a box with the rest of the cats to dissect. Last night he cried so I put a hand down to pet him and saw the blown pupils at the last second. It wasn't a 'pet me, mom' cry. It was a 'I challenge you to a duel, bitch' cry. I lost. Blood everywhere. Bastard. Such an ingrate.

Jana’s what’s up Wednesday post

Britain’s oldest tree

Luke & Leia nearly 40 years later Man, my childhood heroes are getting old. It's making me sad. (Hell I just realized I'm only 8 years away from getting senior citizen discounts at my local casino 0_o) Please tell me Carrie is doing duck face (WHY is that a thing now?) and not that she had more collagen jammed into her lips than anyone 3 people need.

You want me to watch you do WHAT? Okay this reminds me of time in Cleveland when personal ads were still in the paper and there was a guy who wanted the lady to throw oranges at him in the shower and tell him he was worthless. My thought was 'WTF happened in your life that you know THIS is what gets you off?' Seriously? How do you get to that point? I'm not judging. I'm honestly curious. And then there was the time in Florida where Milkmaid Mike wanted to clean houses in his pony boots and french maid uniform and evil_little_dog would NOT let me answer his ad. I just wanted to see what would have happened.

WTH promo photos

declutter day 267 item tossed -Daydream Ghost talkers Why kept- Wanted to read it why tossed- You’d think an albino dominatrix (virgin) who sees ghosts would be interesting. Nope just weird. (hey this fits the above topic)