Fic - Christmas Before the First

Title -- Christmas Before the First
Author-- cornerofmadness
Disclaimer -- not mine
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Jimmy Palmer
Word Count -- 255
Warning -- none
Summary -- Jimmy is not sure he’s prepared for fatherhood.
Author’s Note -- Happy holidays, 2014. Written for the 12_daysofficmas community.

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( Christmas Before the First )

The rodent is still in the heating vents

I keep chasing whatever it is out by jumping up and down. And the asshole with the full sized truck has my car blocked in because he's a rude mother fucker who thinks HE should have the closest spot and he's blocked the handicapped one too.

And to get my mind off everybody sucks let's talk TV. Assume spoilers under the cuts. Such as it is. I FINALLY got past election day and now I'm wading thru late Nov/Dec offerings. so. Many. Christmas ads. I do watch some of these (if they're on at 8) on time.

( NCIS )

( Arrow )

( Constantine )

( Person of Interest )

( Sleepy Hollow )

( The Big Bang Theory )

the pot calling the kettle black or in other words Florida calling Texas crazy (it's not a race, guys, you both are)

Daredevil on Netflix which I will never see because I can't STREAM. Whines

From ELD Chris Evans, Chris Pratt and Jimmy Fallon photobomb people I think that this might be a set up and they know. How can anyone miss this much activity behind them??

weird wonderful pittsburgh

declutter day 327 item tossed-In hot Water why kept- Was asked to review why tossed-Enjoyed it but passing it on to Mom