That meme thing

[cornerofmadness]

But before that I feel like I've been putting my foot in my mouth a lot lately. If so I apologize. I swear a vow of silence should be on my to do list.



How old are you? old enough to be crabby about it (51)

Tattoos? None. They weren't really a thing when I was younger and now as much as I want one, I worry thanks to the diabetes

Ever hit a deer? nope. Nearly hit a buffalo on a motorcycle once and have been surrounded by big horn sheep

Ridden in an ambulance? No but give me time

Sang karaoke? Yes. mostly while very drunk and also I very much suck

Ice skated? Shockingly I do this better than I rollerskate.

Ridden a motorcycle? Yes, even been to the Sturgis harley rally (points to the Buffalo incidence)

Stayed in hospital? several times, sometimes as the resident on call, sometimes as the patient

Skipped school? nope not in H.S, college occasionally. I was a driven nerd

Last phone call? Mom

Last text from? the sheriff telling me to stay the hell off the roads

Watched someone die? Many times. Sometimes while I was trying to save them, others while I just sat with them holding their hands. Often in the nursing homes I doctored in, the nurses were too busy and the family not there so I would cancel my patients and sit with the dying so they wouldn't be alone.

Pepsi or coke? I don't like pop but I'll do either if you jam some rum in there

Favorite Pie? cherry

Favorite pizza? Anything but cheeseless vegan crap. Pizza is my cryptonite. Locally my weakness is the skeleton witch from Avalanche which is pepperoni, salami, ricotta, mozzarella, pineapple and hot sauce and an early grave.

Favorite season? Autumn summer sucks

Broken bones? Let's see, many toes and fingers, a cheek bone (punched by a serial killer), both knee caps, both ankles (one bone in the right, six on the left), a rib

Received a ticket? They've all been speeding tickets

Sunset or sunrise? Sunset because I'm NOT a morning person

Comments

[enemytosleep]

Oh you reminded me to go add a broken rib to my post.

It looks like I'm the only one that hasn't been on a motorcycle. You guys need to come pick me up and change that shit.

[cornerofmadness]

There you go. Stupid ribs (did mine caving) haha, I haven't ridden in 25 years but it was fun. Oddly I'm not scared of motorcycles (well I wasn't) but I AM scared of bicycles (that's how I broke the ankle in 6 places) to this day I am afraid. I even get sweaty palms on stationary bikes

[thenewbuzwuzz]

"I don't like pop but I'll do either if you jam some rum in there"
hard same :D

[cornerofmadness]

rum just makes it better