Long term friends have probably been looking forward to this

[cornerofmadness]

My annual WTF answers I get on the reproduction test for nursing. I have the usual number of dumbasses who think that pap smears detect prostate cancer and that mammograms are for ovarian cancer. They have no clue about the steps of labor or the anatomy of a penis. In spite of going over it multiple times they have no idea how long it takes to build a placenta. I think my favorite mistake was exoplacental juice (kudos for puzzling out exoplacental that's some applied knowledge but the answer was merconium, the first anal discharge).

And these students are in the hospital doing ob/gyn right now. Note to self always be sure your ob/gyn visits are before March or after May when they're out.

My brain is bleeding from grading these things. This is probably why I can't come up with a big bad for my wipbigbang (still cheerfully accepting suggestions). And ooh I think I got two other people signed up for this. Come on,you KNOW you want to finish your shit.

And thanks to everyone who explained the Buffy comics canon. Can I just say What the fucking hell? This sounds like such nonsense and I'm glad I never bothered. (and I might turn this Slayer book back in but I'll give it a bit more of a chance).

I did get a little start on my fandomtrumpshate story. At least that big bad was happy to introduce itself. Everyone wants to be in this story and I'm trying to shoo some of them away.

I also got a little further in the when holidays attack story. I've introduced Joanne, 103 years young, sort of a compliation of my grandma, one of my patients, and one 103 year old I suspect was a former prostitute in Deadwood given her stories. Joanne has taken a liking to Kane and is lonely, sort of there to interuppt alone time and she knows all the haunts in the hotel (a couple were former boyfriends. Oh wow, I didn't know that until just now...)

Comments

[thenewbuzwuzz]

Joanne sounds fun.

Hey, can you blame all the characters for wanting to be in the AU With Less Suck? :D

[cornerofmadness]

Thanks. I need to expound on her more.

No I can't blame them.But the two vampires and the one half demon think they're a laugh riot. Gunn is side eyeing them.

[enemytosleep]

Exoplacental Juice will be my next band.

I may have missed the basics of the wip big bang story, but I’ve been thinking about this videogame I never finished (The Last Remnant). High fantasy magic realm where ancient remnants are scattered. People bond with one to gain mystical powers. The Big Bad was a remnant that gained consciousness and took human form in order to start a world war to wipe oht humans in order to free the other remnants.

No idea if that is helpful, but it was a fresher take for me that I still wish I had finished playing.

[enemytosleep]

The remnants are various relics btw like a sword.

[cornerofmadness]

By all means make that your band. I'll go dust off the sax and join you.

Thanks, it's a very interesting idea. I'm not sure I can use it for this but it sounds like fun. I like that they were sword like pieces

[enemytosleep]

One remnant was like a giant pistol canon thing that the user wore an eyepatch to control. It was a fun concept of ancient magic relics bonding with living beings and affecting the world around them in large ways (politically, having remnants in your control was be useful, so there was a fair amount of conflict revolved around them). And then, of course, a remnant eventually coming to consciousness on its own and fighting back. Anyway, if any bits of that can inspire something for you, then it was worth a share.

[cornerofmadness]

i think it sounds fascinating really.