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From Omega_man which pirate are you (okay, this isn't the kindest test to women but then again...it's pirates)

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<td align="middle">LONG BEN!
You are 61 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 54% Bloodlusting, and lust 32% in Wenchwanting! </td></tr>
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<td>Henry Every, or Jonathon Avery, or Captain Bridgman, or Long Ben, you were the most idolized pirate of your time. You were the Micheal Jackson of piracy. In more ways than one. While the plunder you picked up in the Red Sea and the ease with which you sailed off is legendary, so is your 'relationship' with fellow pirate Thomas Tew. I understand: you're on a ship for months at a time with no women in site... it drives some pirates to blood thirsty killing, and some to... boys. There. I said it. You are an amazing pirate, a legend in your own time! It's just your personal life that bothers us other pirates. We're fine with the boys, I mean when you've been on the ocean for a matter of months even the stoutest cabin boy starts to look good... it's just that, do you have to slice open every wench in every port you attack? Some even have all their teeth still in, and a good wench is hard to come by, even in the best of times! </td></tr>
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 53% on Treasurer

You scored higher than 23% on Seafairability

You scored higher than 87% on Bloodlusting

You scored higher than 4% on Wenchwanting