Dizzy drabbles

[cornerofmadness]

The first three are rated for any reader but the last two are for Mature Adults only and they're interconnected and I apologize for going there...I think my muse is trying to tell me something

Buffy - S6 Terror

A horrible dizzy sensation gripped her, a feeling so painful she wanted to scream. What happened to the warmth and love that enveloped her just moments before. What was this new sensation, cold and hard?

She tried to sit up, but couldn’t. Swallowing back the nausea from the vertigo, she carefully felt around her utterly dark surroundings. Satin, padding and the stench of decay. She couldn’t breathe her cage, airless.
Her hands slammed upward. Ignoring pain and blood, she struggled until the dirt started pouring in. She fought on, trying to dig free. Fighting was what Slayers were made for.

Connor, Fred & Gunn - btw S3 &S4 Learning to fit in

Because Fred and Gunn liked to drink it there were always bottles of Lonestar in the fridge. His first tentative tastes had been bitter and he almost stopped but he was determined to learn about this world. The best way he had found was emulating Gunn and Fred.

"Connor, we’re home," Fred called walking in.

The room spun around Connor as he got up. Before he knew it, he was on the ground among the empties, the bottle in his hand, spilling all over him. "I fell down," he said in astonishment.

"Uh-oh, someone’s drunk," Fred moaned.

"My beer!" Gunn cried.

BtVS/AtS Ensemble - Post series - Isles of Adventure

"And I thought him screaming like a baby was embarrassing." Connor looped his arm around Dawn as they stood next to the Incredible Hulk ride.

"I didn’t even know vampires could get dizzy," she replied.

"I didn’t know they could puke." Buffy looked over to where Angel and Spike sprawled on a park bench, looking green under the lights.

"Disgusting." Willow shuddered.

"That was even more embarrassing. My Dad’s a wuss." Connor scowled.

"But at least you got most of it on video." Xander laughed.

"Who knew a reunion in Florida would make such a funny Watcher entry?" Giles smirked.

Fanged Four - 1880's - Thank God for Hysteria treatments

"It’s dizzying, like riding the moon," Dru purred.

Spike and Angelus came home to find both of their women, skirts bunched around their waists as they worked between their legs with the electric driven ‘anti-hysteria’ treatment devices.

"Pure bliss. You should be so good, Angelus," Darla said laconically.

"I am!" he snarled, unable to keep his eyes off the glass device as it moved in and out of her.

"Daddy just doesn’t understand, does he?" Dru asked, running the vibrator up the inside of her thigh smiling as Spike tracked its movement.

"They are a little slow," Darla agreed.

"We are not!"

Fanged Four - 1880's - The Virile Man

"Make them better men, grandmummy," Dru said.

Darla set her vibrator aside, rolling to her feet. She opened a pharmacy bag. "They gave sold me some things to prevent sperm loss and make my man more virile." She handed Angelus and Spike wooden eggs.

"Where the hell does she think I’m putting this?" Spike’s voice quavered.

"Guess." Angelus moaned.

"You want to be virile don’t you, Spike?" Dru pouted at him.

"Fine." Spike stomped off.

Angelus looked at the egg, horrified, as he left the room.

Darla touched the vibrator to herself again. "You’re right, Dru, this make my head spin."

 

as always x-posted to open_on_sunday

Comments

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

I loved the first one...poor Buffy :/ even if i don't like her much. The 2nd and 3rd were funny XD

and the last 2 reminded me why I'm supposed to pay attention to warnings XD bad chelle.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked them

I told you to not rot your brain

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

*sniffles and looks apologetic*

but how am i supposed to not read something labeled Fanged Four? *puppy eyes*

Ed shouldn't look but I figure he's appropriate for the last two

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool and creepy. Poor Buffy! And Drunk!Connor. Bwahaha. I wanna see the hangover fic! *snrk* And are you ever going to get over Angel not liking roller coasters? ;-)

Fanged Four - wahaha. Hee.

First story - "griped" needs to be "gripped", last story - "won't" needs to be "want".

*snicker*

Re: Ed shouldn't look but I figure he's appropriate for the last two

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

opps, I'll go fix those.

Nope, Angel on rollercoasters never gets old.

Hangover fic...

Re: Ed shouldn't look but I figure he's appropriate for the last two

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Hangover fic. *nods*

[myfeetshowit.livejournal.com]

Ah Hah! This is were you've been writing. I'll forgive because they are good.

I'm finding that any writing seems to lead to other writing. Did that make sense? If so, you need another drink. Lonestar should do! 8D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. Almost any kind of writing gets the muse going. That's right, remind her I have alcohol in the house

[rahirah]

OK, that's just scary.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

if you mean those eggs, I'm sure Spike and Angelus would agree (and they were ever so real. I guess that's how Victorians got around villianizing sex, they made up medical illnesses that required sexual relief)