Dear Stupid Main Character
Nov. 17th, 2005 08:35 pmYou've been given a special sense, the condition of synesthesia. Try using it. Not once have you tried to describe these unusual sounds you hear. Nope, not even with multiple have spoken to you in all these scary situations have you even thought about cluing us in to your condition.
Right now you're pigging out at the football game. You don't taste food. You taste shapes remember? Some shapes taste better than others. Tell us what Mrs. Dragonetti's ossi di morti biscotti taste like. You start acting right OR you know those two girls flirting with you (yes one's a band geek and the other is yearbook geek but you're a 100 pound shrimp with bean sprouts so what are you expecting, Catherine Zeta Jones?) that won't be happening any more.
And I'll send you home with your guardian, yeah her. You know what she'll do to you. Be good or else.
Thank you
Your Writer.
here's last night's total before my computer had it's melt down
Right now you're pigging out at the football game. You don't taste food. You taste shapes remember? Some shapes taste better than others. Tell us what Mrs. Dragonetti's ossi di morti biscotti taste like. You start acting right OR you know those two girls flirting with you (yes one's a band geek and the other is yearbook geek but you're a 100 pound shrimp with bean sprouts so what are you expecting, Catherine Zeta Jones?) that won't be happening any more.
And I'll send you home with your guardian, yeah her. You know what she'll do to you. Be good or else.
Thank you
Your Writer.
here's last night's total before my computer had it's melt down
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