Dear Stupid Main Character

[cornerofmadness]

You've been given a special sense, the condition of synesthesia. Try using it. Not once have you tried to describe these unusual sounds you hear. Nope, not even with multiple have spoken to you in all these scary situations have you even thought about cluing us in to your condition.

Right now you're pigging out at the football game. You don't taste food. You taste shapes remember? Some shapes taste better than others. Tell us what Mrs. Dragonetti's ossi di morti biscotti taste like. You start acting right OR you know those two girls flirting with you (yes one's a band geek and the other is yearbook geek but you're a 100 pound shrimp with bean sprouts so what are you expecting, Catherine Zeta Jones?) that won't be happening any more.

And I'll send you home with your guardian, yeah her. You know what she'll do to you. Be good or else.
Thank you
Your Writer.


here's last night's total before my computer had it's melt down

29,254 / 50,000 (58.5%)

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Kill, you should know better than to fight with the author. Look what happens with your stepdad and his muse.

Wait, bad choice.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I just realized I'm like 30,000 into this only one person's dead and no one's been kissed yet. ARGH

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I'm stalled at that stupid bathtub scene. Still. Okay, he's out of the tub but....

So I'm only up to 25,000 words. *grumble*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

make him burn something down. Kill a few of them just to wake them up

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

He tried to burn down the door by Dar warded it, so the flames got extinguished pretty quick.

[lynnluvsjamey.livejournal.com]

having fun there dear?

you tell em!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sometimes you just have to talk to the little buggers

[lynnluvsjamey.livejournal.com]

more like threaten them, lol.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that too

[lynnluvsjamey.livejournal.com]

torture?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it's been known to work

[lynnluvsjamey.livejournal.com]

*nods* its a good method if the first 2 don't work..works on muses too.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

so far the threat worked. he's behaving himself now

[lynnluvsjamey.livejournal.com]

Yay for threats! lol.