October's Bingo

[cornerofmadness]

EEEEEE allbingo is having their fall festival prompt this month. this is probably my all time favorite of the bingos! I want to do a blackout of my card. I don't have time but oh do I want to!!

Kill the person in the group who suggests that you split up. That will eventually get you killed.	virgin sacrifice	Statistically you will turn an ankle and the creature will get you	Bones	Butcher Knife
Holy Water	And the #1 rule for surviving a horror movie:DON'T HAVE SEX!!!	Raisin Demons	When approaching a room with a door that hasn't been opened in decades and the knob begins to slowly turn back and forth on its own back away! Do NOT ask loudly "Who's there?"	Listen to the Nerd if You Want to Live
Nothing is ever over if it is still nighttime.	If you are running for your life and are being chased by a monster/psychopath/axe murderer and you happen to be female take the high-heeled shoes OFF!	FREE SPACE	When you are trapped in a strange old house with your date NEVER say: "Let's try the basement!" or "Look! The stairs up to the attic!"	When it appears that you have killed the monster never check to see if it's really dead.
If you're searching for something that caused a mysterious noise and find out that it's just the cat leave the room immediately if you value your life.	Fell and Twisted her Ankle	B Movie.	As a general rule don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.	If you open a door and the room you see is not the room that should be there do not explore it. In fact even if you close the door and see the correct room after re-opening it vacate the house.
Listen closely to the sound track and pay attention to the audience since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.	When the family pet runs away DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR IT -- pets are usually not killed and even if they are it's just a warm-up for the next human victim.	Vampires Love Eclipses	Never ever ever turn off the paved road onto a gravel or dirt road.	Do not search the basement especially if the power has just gone out.

Statistically you will turn an ankle and the creature will get you - spook me TADC
Butcher Knife - someone in the dark

Comments

[lagertha_the_warrior]

As a horror movie fan, these are hilarious!! LOL. I do enjoy your bingo card posts.

Just one question - Raisin demons? Is this a reference I don't understand, or is it simply about raising demons?

[cornerofmadness]

I thought so too. This is a fun card

Yeah I wondered about raisin demons too. Is that a typo? I'm assuming it's a typo....or the california raisins have run amuck

[lagertha_the_warrior]

Hahaha I hope the raisins aren't currently uprising and taking over california?

[cornerofmadness]

It would be interesting at least