Letter to Santa

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I gave mzzgoddessblue a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday rahirah and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I set evil_little_dog's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been nice (573 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, cornerofmadness

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I'm apparently quite teh Evil!

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

You did not set my puppy on fire. Surely. I mean, that qualifies you as being completely ev0l.

*glowers*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Apparently you got another damn Schnauser and I lost it

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Now why in the world would you lose it from a Schnauzer? They're wonderful little dogs.

BWAHAHAHA.

Sorry, even I couldn't hold a straight face for that one.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah no one could. Monsterous little creatures