bored and full of wine

[cornerofmadness]

My cousins are scary. That's all I have to say. Had to meet up with two sets of them today. Anyone else have cousins that discipline the bull by hitting it with a truck or is that just me?



It's getting silly really. Every time I enter the kitchen the kitchen towel just falls off the rack. Every time. Mom keeps yelling at me. I keep telling her I have no control over the psychokinesis.

This resolution isn't funny. It's likely to happen

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get all my belongings repossessed by the government. Get your resolution here

This is funnier but not so you'd laugh

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get high on life. Get your resolution here

I need to go back to OH. My family seems to think it's a crime to cap off a bottle of wine and put it in the fridge and somehow it's MY responsibility to finish the bottle. My liver's crying. Oh and is it normal to give things you made out of corks as gifts...

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

That first resolution is way too close to home for you.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

way way too close

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

That first resolution is scary.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

because it's so true

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Exactly.