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Decided not to go to my best friend's today. I'm tired. She doesn't feel well and the Steelers are on. That tidbit isn't why I'm posting. No, I had to share this.

At 4 AM I heard someone thundering upstairs to pee. My brother and his wife stayed on the pull out sofa in the game room last night since they both had too much to drink. My brother fought for like thirty minutes about this insisting he was fine. Eventually he lost (basically we made the bed, Carla got into one of my nightgowns and said we're staying).

Well Mr. I'm Fine was so drunk that when he woke up he didn't know where he was and thought he was home and took the three steps to the 'master bathroom' he has to go whizz. Meanwhile what he's really doing is sitting bare assed on the basement steps thinking he's on the toilet. Luckily he realized in time. As it is, I still have a good six months worth of teasing him time out of this.
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