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Decided not to go to my best friend's today. I'm tired. She doesn't feel well and the Steelers are on. That tidbit isn't why I'm posting. No, I had to share this.

At 4 AM I heard someone thundering upstairs to pee. My brother and his wife stayed on the pull out sofa in the game room last night since they both had too much to drink. My brother fought for like thirty minutes about this insisting he was fine. Eventually he lost (basically we made the bed, Carla got into one of my nightgowns and said we're staying).

Well Mr. I'm Fine was so drunk that when he woke up he didn't know where he was and thought he was home and took the three steps to the 'master bathroom' he has to go whizz. Meanwhile what he's really doing is sitting bare assed on the basement steps thinking he's on the toilet. Luckily he realized in time. As it is, I still have a good six months worth of teasing him time out of this.

Date: 2006-01-01 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com
Now that's drunk. And damn funny.

Date: 2006-01-01 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
that was my exact thought. Oh to torment him with this for a long time coming

Date: 2006-01-01 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonydreams.livejournal.com
LMAO! That is too funny. At least he realized he wasn't in his bathroom before he actually did anything.

Date: 2006-01-01 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
no kidding. He'd be still down there scrubbing. (He has a clean fetish to begin with)

That sounds like something I did

Date: 2006-01-01 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryuu-artist.livejournal.com
That sounds like something I did when I was about 3, I was laying in bed with my mom (note that I had just been poddy trained, and the bathroom is usualy just accross from my room) when apperently I was so tired that I got off the bed, walked 15 steps, and squated on the floor and peed. When my mother asked me what the hell I was doing I responded "Mommy look, I go pee!" I still have a good laugh about that every so often.

Re: That sounds like something I did

Date: 2006-01-02 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
snort. That is funny. Given my brother has 30 years on that timeline, he's even funnier.

Re: That sounds like something I did

Date: 2006-01-02 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryuu-artist.livejournal.com
damn, i only have 14 but i can give you a couple of examples of stuff ive done

Re: That sounds like something I did

Date: 2006-01-02 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
examples are always good. Story fodder

Date: 2006-01-01 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawn4.livejournal.com
That is just too funny! What a time to be without a camera.

Date: 2006-01-02 12:19 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-02 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
I still think you can get a lot more than six months out of this. *giggles*

Date: 2006-01-02 04:57 am (UTC)

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