Playboy Bunny Drabbles

[cornerofmadness]

Okay this is the kind of thing I've been writing all weekend (lucky me I suppose). The first one (the Xander one) is NC-17 the other two are safe for all

 

Xander S 1 - You’ll go Blind

Miss July was the best bunny yet, everything a young man could want. Breasts like ripe melons, long curling blonde hair, legs falling open, part coy, part brazen. Xander wonders why he can’t find girls like this.

Sitting naked on the toilet, afraid his parents might want in the shower some time, he pushes worries away as July’s sunlit, pool-water beaded flesh dominates his mind. Lost in the perfect rhythm of his hand, things explode a little ahead of schedule, catching him in the eye.

Blotting it away he mutters, "So this is why they tell you, you’ll go blind."

 

Angel Post NFA - The Stash

Angel woke up earlier than anticipated so he entertained himself with exploring Connor’s apartment while his son was in class. Snooping, that was a god-given parental right, right? Wow, he would really have to take the boy shopping since he hadn’t seen taste that abominable since Xander fell off his radar. At least the books on the shelves revealed a literate mind.

Angel poked into the dark corners of the closet and found a stack of magazines. As he glanced through the dog-eared pages filled with Playboy Bunnies, he grinned. "Now that is normal for a boy his age."

 

Buffy Ensemble - Post Chosen - Vintage

"How did we get roped into helping Giles unpack?" Xander groaned.

"Well he has no choice teo get a bigger place now that he’s head of Council," Andrew pointed out, tripping over a box, spilling it everywhere.

"Giles! I’m shocked.." Xander’s eyes lit up seeing the fleshy puddle of porn.

"Really Giles," Buffy snorted.

"These Playboys are Vintage, Buffy. They’re worth money," Xander replied.

"And I’ll thank you to unhand them." Giles grabbed one away and started repacking the box. "What? Do you think you boys invented it?"

"Maybe not, but I think I’ll be borrowing this one," Willow said

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Comments

[scratchingpost1.livejournal.com]

I love these, especially the third one. Willow's line is great.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. I had fun with this

[makd.livejournal.com]

Love the last and LOVE Willow's line.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. Yeah Willow just had to get that last word in there..

[redundantly.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if you'd mind my adding you -- I've been browsing through your journal and you seem like an interesting person. One hell of a writer to boot.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

by all means add away. Nice to have you and thanks for teh high praise.

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

I know it's already been said (often!) but yay Willow!

They're wonderful as always, sweetie.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thank you very much

[rahirah]

Snerk!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

glad you got a giggle

[keith5by5.livejournal.com]

Willow's comment was great.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Everyone loved Willow's comment