Dear Students

[cornerofmadness]

I am furious with you. Yes Human Anatomy & Physioloigy class I'm talking to you. This is a 3000 level course. Your mommies aren't here to hold your hands. In fact, I've been your mommy for a month now, spoon feeding you everything you need to know. Don't believe me,  go look at the hand outs on my web site. Go look at the review that tells you EXACTLY which essay questions I'll ask. (in fact go look at how I prettied up my site). It is a slap in the face to have the first five of you done with the exam to have NOT even attempted the essays. I was so tempted to punch a wall I had to quit grading the tests. I'll resume that when I have a case of beer at the ready. I know I'm not THIS bad at teaching since I've now been at it long enough to know that most of my students usually do far better than this (with a lot less help than you're getting at this point)

Note to self, learn to fucking proofread your own exams. You misnumbering things does NOT instill confidence in the students and just makes life even harder.