Head Desk

[cornerofmadness]

repeat until you're unconscious. talking to mom last night (who is doing her best to freak me the hell on out. She's totally convinced I'll bleed to death in the surgery next week). So, I say I have to clean up the house.
Mom - 'Oh, no you don't it's okay.'

COM -Hmmm stand on your head anyone who believes that.
MOM- 'I want to clean it.'
COM - I don't think so. The last time you did that I couldn't find stuff in the kitchen for MONTHS. (last time I had surgery and she was there she did this)
MOM - you'll be unconscious, you can't stop me
COM - that's not reassuring.
MOM - so you don't have to clean
COM - well at least I have to put the unopened moving boxes in the closet until I can find place to put the stuff that's in them.
MOM - I'll do that for you.
COM - The rule of the house is you do NOT touch any box sealed with tape. If it's sealed with tape you don't OPEN IT
MOM - What's so devestating in the boxes that I can't see?
COM - Ten years ago you found the whips, do you really need to ask me that?
MOM - seriously what's in the boxes
COM - mostlyjust shit I have no room for
MOM - so, I'll help. I'll open them
COM - do I have to move them to my office to stop you
MOM - I'm too nosy
COM - Mom they're the same shitting boxes that were in Gram's for years. You resisted then. You can resist now
MOM - uh-huh
COM - thinking to self - move ALL non-mom safe stuff to the office barring the whips. She already knows...hmm should probably unbookmark the Whips of Oz, Stormyleather and www.collarme.com from the computer since she'll be typing my novel for me on it....

Comments

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Put something *really, really* scary in a box and tape it up and set it somewhere conspicuous. That'll teach'er.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

THERE'S a thought

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

A dead animal might do the trick.

Or an unloaded gun (or maybe not).

; )

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hmmm I have plenty of creepy crap here

Bleed to death?

[keith5by5.livejournal.com]

In British hospitals these days you're lucky if you just bleed to death and don't catch MRSA.

Good luck next week.

Re: Bleed to death?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*grnsnk* Judy, Judy, Judy. When will you learn?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

apparently never

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

[dies laughing]

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she drives me nuts

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

*grin* I believe LOL doesn't cover it XD

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Snort!

[rahirah]

There are just some things Moms Are Not Meant To Know.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I can't seem to convince her of that.