Insanity surrounds my family

[cornerofmadness]

Okay before I get into the insanity I'm seriously beginning to think I was sleep walking (i do that) and broke my nose...only there's no blood anywhere. It should have bled. Maybe ruptured the cartilage from the bone. It's too swollen and black and blue to be just glasses unless releasing the pressure just gave the tissues all the swelling room they needed.

Now on to the insanity. My aunt emailed me this in response to my diseccting cats lab
"You're teaching them to do what????
I'm mad at you!!!
Don't expect the expensive Christmas gifts that you've gotten before to be there next Christmas!
I'm telling your cousin, Tipper, as soon as she gets in. She's out hanging in the neighbor's yard with two other cats, nailing moles. (Is this print big enough for a protest?) Even Tipper brings them home alive.

And your mother asked me if I wanted to adoptyour stray. SHAME ON YOU! One word ETHICS!!! You're getting litter box stuff delivered by Fed Ex. (S0 IT WILL STILL BE FRESH!!!)

My family...we should be in a book or something

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

we're all insane

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

You're taking good care of the neighborhood strays!

Those cats in the lab were already dead.

*puzzles*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she's mostly joking.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Mostly?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she does love cats

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Would she have objected so strongly if you were dissecting rats or frogs?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

not at all

[makd.livejournal.com]

erm... doesn't she understand that the cats are dead and that you didn't kill them?

and, is she also upset about the dissection of humans in medical schoool?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she's actually joking around

[makd.livejournal.com]

oh, thank god! I was concerned there, for a minute. I was worried that she was gonna, you know, send you a fish's head in the mail or something.

(I am so literal sometimes, just call me Anya.)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

You and Masq tend to be the more literal of the crew on my list. I on the other hand am rarely literal which tends to confuse people, especially certain students.

But yeah, she just likes to razz me. She thinks it's funny I'm a teacher now. She just retired after 30+ years of teaching (second grade. WHich probably contributed highly to her insanity)

[demonicamills.livejournal.com]

Wow...I have nothing more to add to that

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Oh, my.

She never did answer the question of whether she wanted to adopt your stray or not, did she? *grins*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i already know the answer to that one....

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Well in that case.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

Eek! to your broken nose. You are a big mess, Dana.

But the exchanges you have with your family are fun :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Well I'm back to thinking not broken just highly irritated cartilage (since I duplicated how it was damaged this morning..) but it hurts. Alot.

my family is nuts