WHINE

[cornerofmadness]

My mother just called me dangerous to know. Here's why.
1. I woke up at 4 AM in such pain in my bad knee I couldn't get back to sleep.
2. I couldn't find my brace (turns out its in PA) and almost canceled class because I could barely walk.
3. I develop a migraine
4. At least the migraine medicine helped a little with the knee pain
5. My brand new cute sandals tore blisters on both feet
6. I miskeyed my exam
7. My lab which was supposed to be canceled ran the 2 full hours because my students suddenly realized they haven't paid attention to me in the last month
8. My neighbor announces she knows exactly when I get home and when I leave and creeped me out
9. I'm sitting on the futon talking to dad when the futon breaks flips me out and then crushes me so my head, shoulder bad knee and bad ankle are all bruised and swollen
10. I'm sitting here afraid to move lest I die

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Good grief. This is terrible. We need to get you a home where everything is covered by protective bumpers.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure it'll help. I swear to you I did NOT hurt my knee. My dad asked, what did you do? Sleepwalk off a cliff?

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

*pets* Poor you. I hope tomorrow's better, sweetie.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i fear for my chances of making it to tomorrow at this rate

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

I'd send *hugs*, but I'm afraid I'd hurt you more!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

seriously. You might break a rib or something

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Is it really, really bad to be amused by the sheer odds of this much stuff happening to one person?

Poor thing.

At least your students are starting to pay attention now.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

in one day no less

[makd.livejournal.com]

My guess is that finals have started, yeah?

That always brings out the stress (like, to a level of 110/100!)

Get yourself a really good, hot cup of tea, with milk and about 12 chocolate chip cookies, and you'll be fine.

Seriously: feel better soon, and rest, rest, rest, this weekend. Postpone all work until next week.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I have one more week of class THEN finals, so yeah it's suddenly MY problem they don't have the grade THEY think they deserve.

i like that suggestion

[ba4ever.livejournal.com]

Tell them you won't be on campus for the rest of the week lol. They should plan and make their own study groups :P

Oh and tell them to read the text book. Yeesh.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Oh wouldn't I love to do that. The looks on their faces when I say mathmatically there is noway on God's Green Earth you're getting THAT grade by the final is priceless. you come in with a 53% in class and are SHOCKED when i tell you you can't get a B?

[ba4ever.livejournal.com]

Don't these people know how to calculate their grades? Or how much bearing the final will have on their final grade?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

the same as all teh other exams. I hate weighting a final. Yeah apparently I don't have the brightest bulbs

[ba4ever.livejournal.com]

I'll get the giant bubble dome ready for you....why is your neighbour so creepy? Should he/she be getting their very own bubble as well?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

She has cancer and never leaves that apartment. Not sure about the husband, I never see him. I spend a lot of time with their kid though since i can't frighten him away.

[ba4ever.livejournal.com]

Now I feel just horrible....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well to be honest her signs don't match cancer (do match Meth though)

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

That's terrible O.o I'm all for getting you that house with all those proetective bumpers in it.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'd still hurt myself. I'd smother in a bumper or something

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

A protective bubble then?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that might help

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord... Remember that theory we had about you being an incestuous serial killer of only women and children in a past life?

...Think you've proven that theory to be valid.

[shakes head] Want me to send you enough bubble wrap for full-body coverage?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah I'm thinking we were definitely right about that theory

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry you had such an incredibly bad day. (And yes, I know saying "bad" is putting it mildly.) ::hugs:: Here's hoping the weekend is better.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. Oh I'll be out in the garden in the weekend. Who forsees disaster?

[married-n-mich.livejournal.com]

Holy Crap!

Did you break multiple mirrors or something??

**Protects You**

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'm pretty sure I was a serial killer last life

[married-n-mich.livejournal.com]

Damn!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Whoa, sounds like you need a hug and many, many wishes for a better day today.

*hugs*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thank you!