college crap

[cornerofmadness]

Oh to my human anatomy students - I guess finals put the fear of ME in you. Over half of the first class through got 100% on their lab final and no one scored under a C.

Ditto my gen bio students where my A students slacked off a bit but all the ones a cat's whisker from an F got 100%. See you COULD do it all along. You chose not to.

I've been given my marching orders for commencement. Nothing like having to sit in the blistering heat in a cap, gown and hood. I just got my uniform too. Ah, all velveteen chevrons and cheap polyester. My head's apparently big since the mortar board doesn't want to fit right. And since I know some of you were curious as to the colors of my hood, it's blue, yellow and green (I have a lot of degrees).

Now I have to actually BUY a dress and heels since I have neither here. All my heels dry rotted in FL (thank you, you stinking state) and the only two dresses I have are sun dresses which frankly i probably COULD wear under this and might depending on how damn hot it is out there.

And to my dumbshit neighbors, I don't mind you playing with your three year old (even if it IS frisbee) but we have a COURTYARD. Go play in it. Why are you on the sidewalk where he keeps smashing my garden and coming close to my window?

ETA - Ah, well it was DAD's brilliance for the above. Mom's out there now and they're in the courtyard...