dying laughing

[cornerofmadness]

Maybe it was the mango/guava/vodka slushies, maybe it's my family's warped brains but we were playing scattegories tonight (for those who don't know it's a game where you have 12 topics and you have to come up with a fitting item based on a letter you get from a rolled dice i.e category - US cities - letter B).

It started going downhill when my SIL came up with item of clothing K - Kinky Underwear

Then we move on to something round with the letter N and Mom comes up with Nuts.
Us - Mom, nuts aren't round.
Mom - Yes they are, your dad's nuts are round

My SIL and I were under the table laughing so hard we couldn't breath (mom meant the Nuts that go on screws at which point Dad tells her she can stop using the words John's nuts and screw in the same sentence)

Then we end up with things you plug in Letter D and I come up with Dildo

We called it quits when 4 lettered words Letter F came up.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

That's it. No more vodka slushies for your family. *nods*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes, don't let us have alcohol

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

But booze = good, right? As long as the fighting stays at a minimum.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes he didn't make an ass of himself until the end...though I suspect he was making an ass of himself all day painting but i was inside and ignoring him

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Always a good thing.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I would have died laughing. You mom's a riot.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh she's something

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies*

Oh, my God.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

so much for an innocent board game.

[mjules.livejournal.com]

That just sounds like too much fun.

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Oh, it does remind me of the time my whole family played charades. I'm talking, extended family on my mother's side. Aunts, uncles, cousins... now I'm a perv, but not so much in front of the extended relatives. My mother, on the other hand, has no such qualms. I think I blushed the whole time.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's way too funny

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

[laugh] I love your family.

...Isn't mass in the morning? That'll be fun. :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah, I'm not going to that. Actually I think they're skipping it too