Why does this keep happening to me?

[cornerofmadness]

Last year it was the stone in my Bush's chili. Tonight I got out a mango ice cream pop for dessert and put it in my mouth. There's something funky tasting with all the wrong texture. I pull it out and on the backside which I never thought to you know, rotated it and examine all sides there of, there's a finger from a latex glove in my pop!!

I'm still sick hours later. You done laughing now, Supreme Being? Haha, COM the cosmic joke.

Comments

[rahirah]

Bleah! Write them a nasty letter. At the very least, you may get free ice cream.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh don't worry. Once i'm done grossing out, I'll pull the box out of the freezer and do that. That'll teach me to shop in the mexican import frezzer

[angelbuffy0.livejournal.com]

Well think on the brightside, it could have been a latex condom.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

my first thought was THAT was what it was then I calmed down and realized, duh it's a finger

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

god hates me

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Ewwww. Just, ewwww.

[sp23.livejournal.com]

I guess you could be glad that it's just the finger of a glove and not a, you know, real finger.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

if it was a real finger, I might get rich

[adeliedreams.livejournal.com]

You still can get a decent settlement, even with it only being a finger from a glove. The challenge is in proving that it was packaged in there.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i thought that about bush beans and their chili. I got a sample pack of beans...which given that they poisoned me in the first place...

[catvampcrazines.livejournal.com]

Oh, ewww. *hugs*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. I know, so gross

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

Yikes! Did you take a photo and send it to the manufacturer with a letter of complaint?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it's in the freezer awaiting for me to calm down enough to do so

[esmerelda-t.livejournal.com]

eww, eww, eww ewwww

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

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