Sporks the world

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Students

Why do you even bother to show up if you aren't going to study? Hell one out of 7 passed. Head desk. Am I the worst professor ever?


Dear housekeeping

if you're going to steal the candy I put out for the students, do NOT steal it all. I will notice. I mean damn, three lonely peanut butter cups left.


Dear respitatory system

you didn't need bronchitis. You suck

Comments

[druinsanity.livejournal.com]

*sporks the world with you* Cause that's what friends are for. *nod nod*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks muchly

[sarakat.livejournal.com]

Awwww! *squish*

I hope your day gets better soon!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. i'm sitting here in my old coat because i forgot that I had slimy peanut satay noodles for lunch and dont want to get it all over the new silk shirt. I'm so sad

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

I admit it. I ate the peanut butter cups. They're my favorite. But I was in an altered state of consciousness at the time and not responsible for my actions.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well given the EASY questions my students missed on the one exam you can HAVE their damn candy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*offers horkin' big sporks*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i need them

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*with shovels to bury the bodies*

...er, *make that a backhoe*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that would be good

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I know you all too well.

Sporks, sporks, sporks

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

*sing the above like the Vikings singing the "Spam" song from Monty Python.

You'd like me as an A & P student - I got a 96% on my lecture exam!

meow

Re: Sporks, sporks, sporks

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i should send you my exams as a review for yourself and maybe you'd pass them and make me smile

Re: Sporks, sporks, sporks

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

Currently, I am The Evil One in my A & P class. *shakes head.* I guess I know how to study and take notes. I also read the book. We were allowed to leave after our lab practical today or we could stay and work on next weeks lab. Guess what I did! Yes, I stayed and talked to Dr. Dorsch about the frontalis and occipitalis to get clarification on why they are listed together. Only two other students stayed. :-S

Re: Sporks, sporks, sporks

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's typical

[ba4ever.livejournal.com]

I'm leaning towards they're the worst/stupidest students ever.

The end.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

so am i. They's all phys ed and missed almost ALL the muscle questions

[ba4ever.livejournal.com]

GAH! I *heart* anatomy, I'm partial towards the anatomical aspects, and real life applications, as opposed to phys.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

anatomy is a little less mind melting than phys too