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[cornerofmadness]

evil_little_dog  asked me to trim one of the evil little dogs. I'm figuring I used to be a surgeon surely I can trim a schnauser. Fifteen minutes later Chief looks like he fell under the lawn mower. Not to mention he's filthy. I swear in the last 24 hours since he was washed Pewter and Rogue buried him up to his nose in the sand then dug him back out. I think I see the hole where they did it.

So Chief is half shaved, half bald, looking raggety and dirty and mad as he tries to escape the tether. And I'm totally convinced that NO ONE should ever work outside in Florida. It was still morning and I'm sweating buckets. I run inside and shower. I don't take two steps outside before I'm assailed with dog tongue because no shower I take is complete without a tongue bath to finish it off. Why can't I find a man like this?