More help from the peanut gallery

[cornerofmadness]

I'm working as you know on the 10_cliche_fics challenge. One of the challenges I'll have to joker out of because really seriously i just can't see the boys espousing Twu Wuv to each other, especially not in a foursome setting (trading bullets, chi blasts and curses yes, hearts and flowers no)

So that leaves me with having to replace it with another sexual cliche. Here's the table with the explanations so you don't hand me anything that's already being covered. smut cliché table
I can't wait to see what kind of sexual cliches you come up with. (for the record, sex pollen is already posted, I just finised I Hate You So Much and i'm starting first time)

Comments

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

What about "I'm Too Drunk to Say No"/"I Wouldn't Kiss You if I Were Sober"? Someone is always getting drunk and scrwed.

Or possibly "I Like to Watch", where one person walks in on someone else? That's not overdone at all.

And less situational but still oh-so-overdone:
"I'm So Intimately Intimate With Your Intimately Intimates" - Overuse of the word 'intimate' during sex scenes.
"My Glistening Orifice Wants Your Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love" - Bad euphemisms ahoy!

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

How about a "Whoops" category. Wherein it just slips in and the rest is coital history. They could be sleeping together, he has a dream, gets a hard-on and "Whoops". Or it could be in a pool, or wrestling...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that would work...and definitely the pool...or public bath houses. thank you

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oooo yes, with the Saiyuki crew 'I'm too drunken' would definitely work.

I think I've worked the 'I like to watch' into the first two i've done as well (I mean why stop at one cliche?)

[dknightshade.livejournal.com]

I had thought others when I was trying to come up with ideas for what I was going to do and now, sadly, when put on the spot, I can't think of any of them. My brain hates me. Sorry.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

like i can. sigh. i'm pathetic