letters of no love

[cornerofmadness]

1. Scale, i did not lose 30 pounds in one day. Could we pretend to be accurate?
No Love
Me.

2. Buckeye Rural Electric. Yes I know I was late on my bill i was gone. I put the payment in the mail two days ago. You have a lot of gall to PURPOSELY call after hours with an automated machine to tell me i have less than 24 hours to take my payment some place I never heard of before you cut off my power and assess me a 50$ fine. I'm not paying you double for this. And if you just fucking had online bill pay this would not be a problem. Bringing it IN to your OFFICE is not even 20th century. It's 19th. Get with it. You can't even assess my bill correctly. You don't even deserve money.

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3. Moron you left all your work in the office. You don't deserve love either.

4. Roy, you're a cat. You have claws. When Arby starts sniffing your ass don't look at ME to do something, swat that dog. And Arby, in spite of what you say your mom feeds you. Quit eating the cat food.

but something funny DID happen. I got home from work. Roy and Arby, one of the new puppies, saw me. They took off from opposite porches and there was a furry collison in the courtyard.

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[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

but something funny DID happen. I got home from work. Roy and Arby, one of the new puppies, saw me. They took off from opposite porches and there was a furry collison in the courtyard.

And you're thinking, @#$%! Where's that video camera when I need it!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

exactly. there were limbs everywhere

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaah. I love it.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well it's flattering to think that's all i weigh but the truth woudl be more helpful

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

*adjusts scale*
*kicks Buckeye Electric*
*comforts poor Roy*
*dives into furry collision*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hee

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

*sympathy*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks