walking talking stereotype

[cornerofmadness]

Here i am in the Krogers. No make-up, check, hair pulled back, check, wearing ecology t-shirt, check, birkenstocks, no but only because foot pain is acting up and must wear ankle brace.

I'm cruising the isles. I have a bunch of organic produce, Nature's Path organic Zen cranberry/ginger and organic power breakfast cereals (which have more carbs than necessary but that's okay, breakfast can be my carbs since i'm too lazy to get up and cook), gensoy protein bars, gensoy salt & vinegar soy chips, organic milk, organic yougart, olive oil (3L) and an organic chocolate bar and it hits me as I check out, could I BE more of a stereotype. Why don't you just call me Lisa Simpson? I even play sax.

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[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

And if I'd been with you, they'd have thought we were the cute lesbian couple, like Dr. Paula always did. *dies*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh no kidding

[ishte.livejournal.com]

Might as well make it a three four all then. Hee hee... I'm often just as bad. (but it's soy joy bars, not genisoy hahaha)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

man those soy joys are awfully tiny for the price

[ishte.livejournal.com]

Ee... they are, but I consider things like that to be junk food... i.e. candy bars... so I think they should be expensive. Also I often get buy 3 get one free coupons from walgreens on them. THey're nice and DENSE, so I can't just worf em down... thus I get to enjoy them more. As a trade off, I often won't buy an Atkins bar for $2.49 if I buy a Soy Joy for $1.39 and I almost never ever buy things like chips (even soy chips and the like) chocolate bars have to be at least 85% cocoa or I won't buy it.. too much sugar... unless it's a sugar free one... at $1.49 that's a treat to.. but again, if I have a Soy Joy, I probably won't buy that sugar free candy bar either... because one will give me gas and the other won't hahahaha.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

my mouth didn't like soy joy's texture much and rarely coupons (am jealous of that) i think it had more sugar than I wanted but may be thinking of one of the million other bars I eat.

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

*snort*

You treehugger, you.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

tell me about it

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

If there's a Simpsons family member you have to be a stereotype for, Lisa's probably the best.

:)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

this is true. better her than Homer

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

My shopping cart probably looks like Homer's. I've been home for two months and have tripled our butter consumption and doubled the house's sugar consumption.

It's a small favor that I give away most of my baked goods instead of gorging on them.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. well at least you don't eat 'em all

[silvrethorn.livejournal.com]

Damn, that reminds me, time to go to Mother Earth Market and stock up on genmaicha again. That's the one place I go in this town where I see people skinnier than I am--walking-skeleton thin. Hard-core vegans, probably. If so, I'm really glad I never went that route. How can these people live on health food and look so unhealthy, anyway?

Publix has Atkins bars for $1.95, which isn't bad for specialty food. They also picked up a line of whey protein powder, oddly enough. It's way cheaper than the whey powder MEM offers, so MEM lost a customer there. Soy screws with my metabolism, for some reason, so I avoid it. I have no idea how rice milk metabolizes--probably turns right to sugar, and I'd be better off mixing my whey powder with Sprite.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

because they are so malnourished by overly strict dietary intake

You could mix it with water i guess....i've done that. Tastes like hell.

[silvrethorn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we all know how nutritious a diet of mushrooms and oat grass is.

I mix the protein powder with regular moo juice, and besides a little gas it works fine. Soy milk made me retain water and swell up like a blimp. I think it screwed with my hormones. I've avoided soy ever since.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh very

either you're allergic or it mesed with your hormones which it's known to do. it's supposed to HELP them mind you

[absolutefiction.livejournal.com]

I thought I had it bad. People thought I was like Lisa because we just have the same name and I played tenor as well. XD

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. That's funny. I also play tenor

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe... :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i know