L'Shanah Tovah

[cornerofmadness]

Happy New Year's to all my friends who celebrate this holiday. Have a wonderful and peaceful new year.


and because these go so well together snagged this from carlyinrome

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results


1. Public Health Nurse - Are you insane? They work too hard

2. Conservator - okay cool

3. Anthropologist - i'm pretty sure i checked 'wasn't concerned with people'...

4. Professor - doing that now

5.Occupational Therapist - see answer to #3

6. Dermatologist - ewww, my top worst rotations when I was in medicine, so boring

7.Doctor - been there, done that, so glad I'm not doing it any more.

8. Taxidermist - I'd like to stuff a few of my students

9. Obstetrician-Gynecologist - this was #2 on 'doctor's I never wanted to be'

10. Historian - this would be cool

11. Orthodontist -ewww mouths

12. Foreign Language Instructor - do i even look competent in one language?

13. Acupuncturist - cool

14. Anesthesiologist - geez talk about stress. No thank you.

15.Nurse Practitioner - hell no, you're a doctor's whipping boy, I think not.

Comments

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

HEEEE.

1. Costume Designer


2. Set Designer


3. Special Effects Technician


4. Archivist


5. Technical Writer


6. Industrial Designer


7. Desktop Publisher


8. Plumber


9. Animator


10. Editor


11. Sign Maker


12. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator


13. Fashion Designer


14. Interior Designer


15. Gunsmith


16. Home Inspector


17. Cabinetmaker


18. Electronics Assembler


19. Dental Lab Tech


20. Machinist


21. Tool and Die Maker


22. Makeup Artist


23. Director of Photography


24. Office Machine Repairer


25. Taxidermist


26. Magician


27. Graphic Designer


28. Artist


29. Political Aide


30. Locksmith


31. Writer


32. Critic


33. Market Research Analyst


34. Upholsterer


35. Carpenter


36. Tilesetter


37. Translator


38. Medical Illustrator


39. Musician


40. Furniture Finisher

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, like you have a problem with working hard. Can't see you as being anyone's whipping boy though.

the only branch of medicine that would interest me is neuroscience. braaaaainnns!!!!

now I have to go post this meme because I'm a sheep. bah!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. neuroscience is hard. My neuroscience prof offered to sleep with me for an A (I told him I was already getting an A without that) and used to call me to buy pot (like i have EVER sold it)

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

oh like any branch of medicine is easy. are you saying it's too hard for me? :/

but i like braiiins!!!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i almost swallowed my tongue over fashion designer

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

you would appear to have a wide variety of interests.

mine all came down to art and computers. what a shock.

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

1. Sign Language Interpreter (well yeah I'm good with my hands. Shut up Ishte I heard that. But this would mean being around PEOPLE!)


2. Stenographer (Ummm...NO. There's that people issue again.


3. Vending Machine Servicer (well...Umm....)


4. Auto Detailer (excuse me I can't even draw a straight line with a ruler!)


5. Aquaculturist (Okay I could go for this one)


6. Beekeeper (Are you NUTS!? I'm VERY allergic!)


7. Nursery / Greenhouse Grower (Okay this is cool. No people right?)


8. Professional Athlete (I hear Ishte laughing hysterically)


9. Pet Groomer (as long as I didn't have to deal with their idiot humans!)


10. Zookeeper (Hey yeah! Oh wait...means I have to deal with idiot humans too!)


11. Animal Caretaker (*nodding* But I can't take home the big kittys huh?)


12. Housekeeper (NO! People issue again)


13. Stock Clerk (night time, when all the people's are gone?)


14. Announcer (*ROTFLMAO*)


15. Furniture Finisher (That might be interesting)

After 15 it got absolutely ridiculous!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the holiday wishes.

And your comment regarding job number 8 is rather funny.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no, just saying it's HARD. some branches are harder than others. That one was HARD. I liked micro better

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

my friend majored in microbiology.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

someone missed 23 out of 30 multiple choice questions, stuffing is appropriate

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it seems rather ridiculous even before #15, I mean honestly I know they make money but i just don't see vending machine servicer as a career I'd be googling for on a career site

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

1. Tool and Die Maker - Um wha?
2. Machinist - They do make really good money, but I'm too afraid of losing a finger.
3. Optical / Ophthalmic Lab Technician - OMG HATE.
4. Avionics Tech - Okay, maybe.
5. Pilot - Unlikely.
6. Helicopter Pilot - Incredibly cool.
7. Power Plant Operator - Um, who's going to trust me with power?
8. Technical Writer - Funnily enough, I've been considering this.
9. Dental Lab Tech - Ew, teeth.
10. Cabinetmaker - Um wha?
11. Electrician - Again with the "um wha" and "who's going to trust me with power?"
12. Production Woodworker - Boring
13. Plumber - GROSS.
14. Electronics Assembler - Eh...
15. Sign Maker - What?

Some of those were pretty out there, though I suspect it has to do with the fact that I like doing hands on work. And possibly because I don't care about people's suffering, so I'd make a good technician for dentists and optometrists? I guess...

Nice that it gave me a couple aerospace ones though.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i wish i could teach it

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah I think you clicked on too many 'work with my hands' things

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

My friend the astrophysicist got more engineering jobs than I did! So unfair.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's just funny (random note, put up a chapter where Ed/Win FINALLy get it on, and yesterday was one where Ed gets to angst over Winry...)

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

Found the one today, but I seem to have missed yesterday's. *goes off to find*

Speaking of fic, did you notice that the Naughty Muse kicked me in the butt and made me write Roy/Maes?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i did see. it's on the 'to read pile!' Expect another one tomorrow. The muse wouldn't let go of Roy flirting with Olivia like he had done it before...

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

Ah, I figured out why I missed it. I've put the Ed angst one over on the pile since it's a series and stupid school is taking up too much time.

And Div10 is NOT cooperating. I think she got jealous because I was playing with Roy and Maes... Am I a muse whore?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

You did? That one and make up artist, I swear. (Though I guess the latter is painting on a human canvas, yeah? ...I could do that. If I had a clue what I was doing.)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

you would appear to have a wide variety of interests.

It's true. It's why I don't just have a collection of one things but collections of collections. *nods*

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

Not too shabby! I actually am #13 & 14...

1. Child and Youth Worker

2. Special Education Teacher

3. Teacher Assistant

4. Early Childhood Educator

5. Addictions Counselor

6. Humanitarian Aid Worker

7. Animator

8. Fashion Designer

9. School Counselor

10. Social Worker

11. Marriage and Family Therapist

12. Music Teacher / Instructor

13. Graphic Designer

14. Artist

15. Medical Illustrator

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

Yeah it doesn't seem there'd be any sort of career advancement with that kind of job. "What do you do?" 'Re-stuff vending machines.' "Sorry to the back of the line please."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i could see these for you

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ah that would explain it

Muses are a pain in the butt. Royally

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

now if you own the machines....you can make thousands of dollars with them dumb things

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

Ah now see there's the rub! Buying the machines from the vendors, and servicing them yourself. Yeah right...like the average Joe Blow has THAT kind of money!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

there were TV ads in FL a few years back trying to convince you the average joe could

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*snort* Wonder how many gullible people they conned into giving away their life's savings?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

a lot