once again I die in my dreams

[cornerofmadness]

This time I was in one of those zero gravity recliners and my landlord put that horrid little dog of his (some terrier thing that NEVER stops barking and snapping) on my neck until I suffocated. For reasons unknown I couldn't move to get that dog off me.

The dream was probably brought on by me going to pay rent and the intense desire to let that dog play on I-35. However, they have a new little dog, a slate grey pom/poodle. Now I don't like little dogs much. I prefer big ones. This one barked once then bounced on the couch and the next thing i know she's perched on my shoulder licking my make up off. For a mop, she's cute or at least soft like a bunny.

Comments

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

Awww, cute mop.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you'd like the mop

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

Of course I would.

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

Death by dog... *peeks in your brain* It's like a circus in there!

And, OoOoOo, zero gravity recliner... I like the sound of that :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i've thought about buying that recliner. more like a freak show than a circus

[esmerelda-t.livejournal.com]

The world's smallest dog was on the news here yesterday, wearing a pink tutu.

I think that's why so many small dogs are so angry, the indignity they suffer when their owner puts them in outfits.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you may be onto something there

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

I always thought it was something like a canine Napoleon complex, myself.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

another distinct possibility