Dear Neighbors

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Neighbor Across the Street
Your chickens are loose. AGAIN. If I hit one, i'm not telling you. I'll just pop it into the garbage bag in my trunk and take it home for dinner.


Dear Unknown Neighbor

Thanks for crashing into my mail box. That makes it special. And apartment? What's up with the sound? I can hear EVERY god damn 18 wheeler going down the road but you muffle the sounds of someone sliding into the mail box row (Crushing only mine)

Dear Trucker Neighbor

While I do not begrudge you your choice of decorations, could we PLEASE at least screw your Harley Davidson plaque into the shutters in a manner that isn't crooked. Kthx

Dear Neighbor who first welcomed me here

THANK YOU for having a cat box on your porch. You and I can stand against the bitch neighbor who's causing troubles for Roy and the kittens

Dear Furry Neighbors

Just because I come out the door does not mean I'm feeding your furry butts. If you already HAVE food in the bowl that means it's highly unlikely MORE will be joining those nuggets. Clinging to the laundry basket I'm hauling outside will not earn you treats.

Dear Self

Keep the hell out of Big Lots!

and until my writer friend DTB reminded me I had totally forgotten that I was doing the 70 days of sweat (i.e. you write every day for 70 days) well it's not like i've been slacking.

so here come the word counts again, but just raw word counts, no fancy counters since i have no real goal other than to write every night.

today - 2675 words.

Comments

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

HEEEEE

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

cats

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

You're always such a ray of sunshine. ;)

[spideygirl81.livejournal.com]

You are so cartoon =D

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Cats are convinced every human move is all about them. Just kick 'em out of your way.

You know, nicely.

; )

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh indeed they are and I did. One little bugger followed me to the car

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. I have to go run me over some dinner

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

it's good to keep those hunting skills well-honed, in case of the apocalypse.

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

was it chrono? i bet it was chrono.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it was Chrono. Sanzo just sits on the porch and meows imperiously

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'm pretty good at that actually. I perserve seeds and I have bullets. I won't starve

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

When I lived in WV, we had THREE - count 'em THREE - Big Lots stores. Sigh. Those were the days. :-) Now I live here in PA without ANY Big Lots... but we have two Ollie's Outlets! (Same type of store - just a WHOLE lot weirder!!) I'm a member of "Ollie's Army" so I get special treatment when I come in. Ha ha. I have to make an Ollie's run in a few days to get wrapping paper and assorted things like that. Must. Stay. Focused.

Also - cute kitten story.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

we have big lots on my end of PA Ollie's sounds more like it belongs in Highly Scandanavian WI

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

Ollie's is SO cheap - they don't even have a website! (Big Lots does - how funny!)

Ever watch Mystery Science Theater 3000? I love when day do deir Scandanavian accents on dah show. Of course, den dere's Da Yoopers who did dee song, "Da Tirdy Point Buck" and "Da Second Week uh Deer Camp". :-)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i love MST and I have both those songs