You might be a redneck

[cornerofmadness]

if at the faculty christmas party, several dishes are things the faculty shot and field dressed themselves.

but damn that wild boar was delicious and I don't even like pork.

I made 6 pounds of maple bourbon sweet potatoes. There's nothing left.

I'm very sleepy now after eating carbs to celebrate my fight with my endocrinologist. More on that later.

now to work on the gradebook