Open letter
Feb. 6th, 2008 04:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cornerofmadnessDear Roy
1. You're not as cute as you think you are
2. the couch is not a scratch post. I'll forgive you this this first time since you're still learning
3. this is MY house. I pay rent. You freeload. That means I can walk anywhere I want. Do not yell at me for going past your chair and disturbing you. Be thankful we compromised on the chair and you can sleep on the dust cover I put over it for you
4. If a door is shut, that means you're not welcome. That does not mean push on it until it opens. It most assuredly doesn't mean come into the bathroom while I'm on the throne and proceed to sneeze on the fresh pair of underwear I just pulled on. KTX. At 7Am this is not appreciated. I'm not sure there is a time where it would be
5. Meowmix is in the bowl. Deal
6. Going to the refridgerator and crying will not change #5. In fact just because I'm in the fridge doesn't mean I'm procuring food for anyone. I might just be getting something to drink or my insulin
7. Begging as I eat will get you the boot, just warning you now
8. We will not play the innie-outie game. If you cry to go out, make damn sure that is what you want. Because in this game it'll be more outie than innie once you're out there. I don't care if I need to put a snorkle on you so you can breathe (which grant it, might be needed if the rain never stops)
9. thank you for using your litterbox.
From the associated press Heath Ledger was discovered by his masseuse Jan. 22 after she arrived for an appointment that afternoon. She entered his bedroom to set up for the massage and found him unresponsive, and proceeded to call Mary-Kate Olsen three times over the next 9 minutes before dialing 911. Ledger had been dead for some time, and police say no foul play occurred. Police said they found a rolled-up $20 bill near the bed.
She did WHAT? When you find an unresponsive man you call 911 FIRST. I can not believe she was calling other clients (presumably) before calling for help. I guess she's just luck he had been dead for some time or else someone would have a good case for negligence
1. You're not as cute as you think you are
2. the couch is not a scratch post. I'll forgive you this this first time since you're still learning
3. this is MY house. I pay rent. You freeload. That means I can walk anywhere I want. Do not yell at me for going past your chair and disturbing you. Be thankful we compromised on the chair and you can sleep on the dust cover I put over it for you
4. If a door is shut, that means you're not welcome. That does not mean push on it until it opens. It most assuredly doesn't mean come into the bathroom while I'm on the throne and proceed to sneeze on the fresh pair of underwear I just pulled on. KTX. At 7Am this is not appreciated. I'm not sure there is a time where it would be
5. Meowmix is in the bowl. Deal
6. Going to the refridgerator and crying will not change #5. In fact just because I'm in the fridge doesn't mean I'm procuring food for anyone. I might just be getting something to drink or my insulin
7. Begging as I eat will get you the boot, just warning you now
8. We will not play the innie-outie game. If you cry to go out, make damn sure that is what you want. Because in this game it'll be more outie than innie once you're out there. I don't care if I need to put a snorkle on you so you can breathe (which grant it, might be needed if the rain never stops)
9. thank you for using your litterbox.
From the associated press Heath Ledger was discovered by his masseuse Jan. 22 after she arrived for an appointment that afternoon. She entered his bedroom to set up for the massage and found him unresponsive, and proceeded to call Mary-Kate Olsen three times over the next 9 minutes before dialing 911. Ledger had been dead for some time, and police say no foul play occurred. Police said they found a rolled-up $20 bill near the bed.
She did WHAT? When you find an unresponsive man you call 911 FIRST. I can not believe she was calling other clients (presumably) before calling for help. I guess she's just luck he had been dead for some time or else someone would have a good case for negligence
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Date: 2008-02-07 05:26 pm (UTC)oh my previous cat would do the tub thing then reachunder the water and pull on your toes