Pumps the shot gun

[cornerofmadness]

everybody had better hide.

I should have known today would blow. I think my brain listened to lunatic_0 a little too well last night when he was talking about intense dreams. Woke up abou 530AM in the grips of one. What I remember now is I was with mom and my brother and we were teens again. We were at a festival but instead of a lot of open area and big buildings they were in hedge mazes and labrythine buildings. I remember one to my friends were there in a jingle dress to dance in a pow wow. Mom was embarrassing me by snapping pictures without asking first (something frowned on at pow wows).

I wandered off and found my friends mom strangled to death. Then the killer was after me and I was running all over. I don't remember what else happened. I dont WANT to. I was so shaken I couldn't find my way out of my bedroom and had to read for a while to relax.

Then i went to put on my brand new pants. Only have worn them twice. They have decorative snaps...and one got lost when I was home apparently. Called mom to make her go look. it IS fixable but not without going to Joann Fabrics. Well I was wearing them damn it. I had laid it out last night (not noticing hte button naturally) and it worked. Silver-grey pants, silver dress sandals, deep blue silk shirt, blue toenails. Figuring the shirt covered the waist band I just used my kilt pin to hold the snap's area.

Get to work, do the grade book, forget to hit save before navigating away. GAH. Get to class, show them my website and it's GONE. Just my picture is left. three years of links, pictures, labs etc GONE! I call up IT, beg them to tell me what's wrong but naturaly they're gone to lunch. I teach some, getting madder and madder then made it an early day since obviously no one was listening anyhow. I did two review chapters in two hours. Enough is enough.

Go to the office. Find someone waiting, they decided teaching math isn't for them (they're a junior) and want to be a pharmacist can I help. Let me get my miracle wand, shall we? I mean it. I'm buying a wand and hanging it on the wall with the words, if you want a miracle i'm hitting you with this. Luckily she does realize she just tacked on an extra year in all likelihood. Takes an hour and a half to get her on a new path.

Call IT. He says they're moving the faculty web pages. Where I don't know. Why did they wait for the first two days of school? Oh I have theories. He pauses. "do you think i should have emailed the faculty to tell them this.' Well duh. You do that. It'll give me time to get my gun. What no gun in the office? I have a plastic spoon and keys. I bet I could turn them into a killing weapon. My webpage better be back.

But there IS good news. I got two letters from medical schools thanking me for teaching two young ladies who got in. I wish them luck.

and you knew it was coming, the dragon report. THANK YOU for growing up Puddles and Bluebird (who now need proper names)

Here's some more

Goldie is growing up. Keep it up. This is my last special

One of the ones I bred, look at him go

another one i bred

the abandoned one is about to hatch

the last of the dragons I really wanted

I might as well get them all

this is Masq's

& These are Sita's but I don't hold out hope. waited too long to help her out, she'll need to try again probably...


& these are 0_mother_0's

And ishte has the rest. (yes, there are more but i figure why duplicate her work)


ETA - fixed the coding. sorry about that. dyslexia turns coding into some foreign language i have trouble reading