what a day
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cornerofmadnessfirst I woke up a half hour before my alarm. This blows. It's not enough time to justify going back to bed but too early for me to want to get up and go to work and you know be there early. So I laid there whimpering. Then comes a Dear _________ letter.
Dear Roy
I have been peeing on my own for years now. Honestly, this doesn't require your help or commentary so pushing your way into the bathroom is unnecessary. Suddenly licking the underside of my bare thigh was truly unncessary. You're lucky we both didn't get maimed.
Head to work. Put a Tree of Life tea bag in my cup and because I didn't get there in time to use my electric kettle I go to microwave it. I've been doing this for two weeks. These bags have no staples,just a rope and cutesy leaf at the end. I put it in and start talking to a coworker who grabs my arm. D, the microwave is on FIRE!
I yank out my burning tea laughing hard. Only I could set tea on fire.
the day is insanely busy. I bitch loudly about the W2 situation to the people creating said situation. They just smiled at me like I was an errant child and sent me on my way.
Sadly ten minutes into my last class I get a migraine. Usually my migraines slowly bloom. This one felt like someone shot me in the head. Instanteous. Spent the lecture trying not to puke (and all night too) Let me say Sag Paneer coming up is 100X grosser than going in. Granted i'm not sure if this is all nauseous frmo migraine or my ulcers is acting up. I KNOW I need another scope but am pushing it off until better weather since mom doesn't want me to bug a coworker and well I don't want to either because they'd have to take off work.
and the night wraps up in two more Dear__________ letters
Dear Kyo the Kiten
Yes I know yu're sick and snotty. I let you in to eat. Ask Roy. I CAN pee on my own. no need to claw and cry and push your way in. You don't even belong to me.
Dear Roy
I only ever pay attention to about 5% of your insane demands. Pushing back into the bathroom (seriously am I going to have to lock that door?) to INSIST you need outside NOW doesn't impress me. I'm in the tub. I'll be damned if I'm getting out of my nice bubble bath for you. However, you pushing your nose into the bubbles then sneezing and thumping your head on the toilet was priceless. I know I shouldn't laugh but damn that was funny.
Almost as funny as the other night when you had the rips and were racing under the futon and around the door and miscalculated and ran headlong into the wall. Your concussion amused me.
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Dear Roy
I have been peeing on my own for years now. Honestly, this doesn't require your help or commentary so pushing your way into the bathroom is unnecessary. Suddenly licking the underside of my bare thigh was truly unncessary. You're lucky we both didn't get maimed.
Head to work. Put a Tree of Life tea bag in my cup and because I didn't get there in time to use my electric kettle I go to microwave it. I've been doing this for two weeks. These bags have no staples,just a rope and cutesy leaf at the end. I put it in and start talking to a coworker who grabs my arm. D, the microwave is on FIRE!
I yank out my burning tea laughing hard. Only I could set tea on fire.
the day is insanely busy. I bitch loudly about the W2 situation to the people creating said situation. They just smiled at me like I was an errant child and sent me on my way.
Sadly ten minutes into my last class I get a migraine. Usually my migraines slowly bloom. This one felt like someone shot me in the head. Instanteous. Spent the lecture trying not to puke (and all night too) Let me say Sag Paneer coming up is 100X grosser than going in. Granted i'm not sure if this is all nauseous frmo migraine or my ulcers is acting up. I KNOW I need another scope but am pushing it off until better weather since mom doesn't want me to bug a coworker and well I don't want to either because they'd have to take off work.
and the night wraps up in two more Dear__________ letters
Dear Kyo the Kiten
Yes I know yu're sick and snotty. I let you in to eat. Ask Roy. I CAN pee on my own. no need to claw and cry and push your way in. You don't even belong to me.
Dear Roy
I only ever pay attention to about 5% of your insane demands. Pushing back into the bathroom (seriously am I going to have to lock that door?) to INSIST you need outside NOW doesn't impress me. I'm in the tub. I'll be damned if I'm getting out of my nice bubble bath for you. However, you pushing your nose into the bubbles then sneezing and thumping your head on the toilet was priceless. I know I shouldn't laugh but damn that was funny.
Almost as funny as the other night when you had the rips and were racing under the futon and around the door and miscalculated and ran headlong into the wall. Your concussion amused me.
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Date: 2009-01-23 02:39 am (UTC)Awww to Kyo.
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Date: 2009-01-23 04:01 am (UTC)Cats!
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Date: 2009-01-23 04:54 am (UTC)Chablis has to help me pee, too. It's a cat thing. (I think it has more to do with the door being closed than with what we're doing behind it, though. Any closed door in this house has to be scratched and yowled at.)
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Date: 2009-01-23 05:07 am (UTC)oh yes it had to be a cat thing. Roy has now taken to sleeping against my door at night (since i won't let him in)
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Date: 2009-01-23 01:49 pm (UTC)This whole post had me giggling.
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