the down side to having the stomach flu

[cornerofmadness]

well most everything right? The really down side...living alone. I had to go to the store myself to get more broth to make soup, some bread and other squishy stuff like sugar free jello that my stomach could handle. And more Glucerna diabetic drinks which go down easy and have lots of nutrients (my usual breakfast)

That meant a 25 mile round trip to Wal-Mart (which as much as I loathe this symbol of evil makes damn good bread). As I was slogging around, trying to remember where in the hell gingerale would be (I never buy soda) I came across a Keith Urban inspired T-Shirt with the earth on it saying LOVE HER, all people, one planet. Yeah bought that.

Mostly just laid on the couch all day with Kyo who I'm pretty sure was dead. He lay on me ALL day without attempting to eat me. Mom called a couple times (but wouldn't drive 4 hours to come wash my dishes and make me soup. go figure) Once during NCIS. I said I had jus seen these three and she says 'who cares? Just lie there and stare at Tony. He's gorgeous.' Haha yes mom but Ilike MCGee better. Mom's replu - Well he DOES speak Klingon and you're pretty much Abby. Mom knows me.

and since I was dead on the couch and nothing was on, I ended up seeing Bones . You know what, that wasn't bad this time. What made me laugh was Brennan's comment about domesticated house cats eating you before you're even cold. Kyo so would. ANGELA. OMG that wasn't funny. AT ALL. The woman has obvious issues. Clark's right, that was sexual harrassment, not to mention insensitive to do in front of someone she nearly married and oh, really even if you WERE this horny, would you be alerting everyone you work with all day long? Ugh, I felt like I needed a shower

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*snort* to Kyo eating you.

QueeQueeg ate his former master, after all (on the X-files)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he's definitely trying to consume me

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Cats are evil.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

mostly

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Craig Ferguson says that's why cats are bastards, 'cause they'll eat you when you die.

(Of course, dogs will, too, so his argument falls flat...)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha good point

[sp23.livejournal.com]

I gave up on Bones this season. Too much character assassination. And Booth and Brennan both just got on my last nerve this year.

I tell everyone at work all the time that if I fall down the stairs and break my neck, they better notice I'm missing before the cat eats me. Grosses them out Every. Time. Hee!

And I know all about the lonely trek to the store when you're sick. Fortunately for me, the grocery store is only a half mile away.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i never actually started watching Bones since Brennan was assassinated from the get go but tonight's was almost watchable...except for Angela

the cat would eat you. I have no doubt

yeah that lonely trek blows

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

At least house cats would wait until you were dead. I recall a case in Phoenix...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i shudder to ask