this is a day where not much worked out

[cornerofmadness]

though one student was very excited by the cat stomach contents. JUST LIKE CSI!!!


came home and cut up my tri colored peppers, onions and mushrooms to make fajitas. I bought the stuff BEFORE I got sick so I was stunned the peppers were still good (okay the mushrooms I got on Sunday)...and the fajita mix was gone. Not in the spice closet. not on the counters, tables....nowhere. SIgh.

what to make with those veggies. I know Pasta...no pasta. .. okay Orange chicken.I have the glaze.

I take out the chicken which I defrosted and promptly gagged. It had spoiled in a day.

Okay so Orange glazed tempah. Open the glaze. Looks at it. Why is it BLACK? How long have I had this? Whimpers. Tosses

I know tempah korma. I was going to make that this week anyhow. Tap on the mild curry. Dig out the cream....forgot to buy cream.

Getting desperate now. Digging into the condiment closet. Find Seaseme ginger orange glaze. Good enough. DUMP. WRap in my sprouted grains flourless 'tortilla' and pretend it's a mu shu pancake. pray for the best.


Watched a really interesting show on TLC "Pregnant for 46 years" while I ate. It wasn't too horrid.


Mom called me to tel me about the new casino. Does she tell me about all the appointments and the restaurant. No. First she says the casino messed up and forgot to tell the post office the envelop had a card in it and the post office demagnetized thousands of players cards.

Then she said you MUST come home for this. They have the best new games. There's a Star Wars one with a huge Yoda on it. I want that Yoda (envisions mom robbing the casino of one Yoda)

And they have a STAR TREK GAME! MR SPOCK IS ON IT!!. SOME BITCH WOULDN'T GET OFF IT ALL NIGHT!!! (envisions Mom murdering some old biddy with nothing but the elastic cord on her player's card). Should have beat her up, Mom. YES I SHOULD HAVE. BITCH. You and I are going at 3 AM so I can get that game when no one else is on it. Yes Mom (envisions Mom not crazy...)












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Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAAHHAHAHAAH

We MUST use that for Dylan and Esther someday....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes yes you should. I just found some of that this weekend

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool!

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

I have had too many nights like that where half of what I want to make for dinner either is bad or I don't have all the ingredients I thought I did.

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Now, see, your mom at least knows who Yoda IS. My mom didn't know any of the characters the one time we played the Star Wars slot... *g*

[rahirah]

I have never been able to understand how slapping a picture of a mermaid on one slot machine makes it a completely different game from the slot machine with a picture of a fireman on it. I guess i just don't understand the intricate art of gambling...

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Your thoughts reaagrding your mom cracked me up.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

giggle

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh but it does. these are penny machines. they play games if you hit the bonuses

Like the Village People one that I kept hitting on and didn't want to....it kept playing all their hits, the more i won, the more this thing screamed out music.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

aww that's sad

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah it happens too often here too but i swore i just bought all the stuff and there was no reason for that chicken to be bad

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

My mom is distressingly mundane.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that is one problem I've not had with my parents

[lilachigh.livejournal.com]

Clicked and I think I love your Mum - sorry, Mom.

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

*snort* Your mom cracks me up

[hierath.livejournal.com]

By the time I got to the chicken I would have been phoning out for pizza ;)

And your mum is great :D

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Oi. We both need to go shopping. *head/desk* Go mom!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Mom's amusing

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sadly i'm like 20 miles one way from something like that...

Mom is a geek

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she is amusing

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks.

don't worry. She loves English mysteries. Mum works

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Yep; she's a lovely woman, she's generous and smart and fun to hang around with, but no clue whatsoever about things we talk about... ah, well. Can't have everything!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

nope and it sounds like she's got a lot going for her

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

they certainly can be